1. Because he is self-deprecating.
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2. And he shares with us what he wishes to share with his parents.
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3. Because he knows how to spell.
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4. And has a burgeoning career in screenwriting.
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5. Because he tells tales of great hilarity.
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6. He knows his faults.
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7. And the faults of others.
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8. He's not afraid to push the boundaries of ~fashion~
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9. He's handy when it comes to a quick lil' poem.
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10. And he knows that when something is crap...
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11. You can't sugarcoat it...
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12. You just need to come right out and say it. For their sake.
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13. He knows the pain of annoying neighbours.
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14. And he can dance. If he wants to.
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15. Colin Mochrie. Light of our life, fire of our loins.
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