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Because he is self-deprecating.
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And he shares with us what he wishes to share with his parents.
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Because he knows how to spell.
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And has a burgeoning career in screenwriting.
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Because he tells tales of great hilarity.
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And the faults of others.
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He's not afraid to push the boundaries of ~fashion~
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He's handy when it comes to a quick lil' poem.
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And he knows that when something is crap...
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You can't sugarcoat it...
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You just need to come right out and say it. For their sake.
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He knows the pain of annoying neighbours.
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And he can dance. If he wants to.