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25 Things People With Expensive Taste Will Never Say

"Designer impostor perfume smells just like the real thing!"

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1. "I suppose I don't really need the *organic* kind."

2. "'Fruit drink' is fine. It is basically orange juice!"

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3. "Home brand generic is fine."

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4. "Mmm! This cheap version tastes JUST like the expensive kind!"

5. "1 ply toilet paper will do."

6. "$20 jeans, $200 jeans - who can tell the difference?"

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7. "I love hostels!"

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8. "Just Cuts do great haircuts!"

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9. "I mean, all underwear is the same, right?"

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10. "It's about quantity, not quality."

11. "A mattress is just a mattress, right? I mean, all you do is sleep on it."

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12. "McDonald's for dinner is fine."

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13. "Camping... great!"

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14. "Let's just get one of those."

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15. "We can share."

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16. "I don't even want an engagement ring."

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17. "This top was free! It came with a magazine!"

18. "Why would I pay for a manicure when I can just paint my nails at home for free?"

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19. "All wine tastes the same."

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20. "Just get the cheapest chips for the party. No one will know the difference."

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21. "The promo girls gave me this hat when I drank Bacardi at the bar last week. It's nice, right?"

22. "Designer impostor perfume is great! It smells exactly the same!"

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23. "Just an appetizer, thanks."

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24. "Public transport is great."

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25. "What's wrong with instant coffee?"