1.
When boomers offer political advice to young people.
2.
When the party you voted for loses.
3.
The Australian Christian Lobby's approach to sex education.
4.
When politicians get caught bending the rules.
5.
When politicians say they'll "respect the outcome" of a plebiscite.
6.
Malcolm Turnbull trying to explain how negative gearing is a good thing.
7.
Anyone trying to buy a house.
8.
When a "sugar tax" is proposed.
10.
When politicians complain about Halal-certification.
11.
When the Great Barrier Reef gets brought up.
12.
When politicians start trying out their campaign slogans.
13.
When you see someone voting the same as you at the polls.
14.
When basically all of the world's scientists are saying global warming is a catastrophic issue.
16.
The Greens on marriage equality.
17.
The Liberals on marriage equality.
18.
Being young, LGBT, a woman, a refugee, or a person of colour during this election.
19.
Every. Fucking. Politician's public transport posts.
20.
When they say "living within our means".
22.
When your relatives start talking to you about politics.
23.
Whatever the result is on July 2.
25.
And when you see Tony Abbott.
