One of our Prime Ministers held the world record for chugging beer.
Our political candidates love a good passive aggressive handshake.
This guy used to be -
Bob. Fucking. Katter
Bob. Fucking. Katter (quotes)
Our Prime Minister looks like the spokesperson for Milkybar Chocolate.
When our Ministers get questions they don't want to answer they - ah - Don't answer them.
Our parliament doesn't ignore near-apocalypse experiences like other foolish countries.
They don't like being fucked with.
Because they love a good glass of wine.
And Finally - Our longest serving Prime Minister would walk the streets near his house. EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
Oh - And don't forget this website -
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