Or any tourist destination. It's the price you pay.
Today Kevin announced he was quitting parliament - so here's a list of K-Rudd's finest moments.
Because we need a Miley in the Southern Hemisphere.
The biggest race of the year! Excusing our race for survival, obviously.
No wonder they keep asking him to play the same character. He was made for it.
Australia is known for it's multiculturalism. But not in this way...
The 3rd greatest day in the world. Following Christmas and my birthday. Obviously.
It's the most well known party location in Sydney. Here's a walkthrough so you know what to expect.
It's that time of the year again. Start growing!
Otherwise known as "The time Beyoncé fought gravity AND WON."
What could be worse than someone playing Boy George at your own funeral!? You have to plan these things!
Having a rough day? There's nothing quite like a good dose of motivation to keep you going.
What possible costumes could there be that haven't already been thrown into the mainstream? Here's 10 possibilities.
You kids and your drugs.