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Christian Bale is known for his dramatic body transformations. GARETH BALE IS NOT.
Christian Bale was (and will always be) Batman. GARETH BALE HAS NEVER BEEN A SUPERHERO.
Christian Bale has won an Oscar. GARETH BALE HAS NEVER EVEN BEEN NOMINATED.
Christian Bale was in his first film when he was 12. GARETH BALE WASN'T EVEN BORN YET.
Christian has three sisters. GARETH ONLY HAS ONE.
Christian is the king of accents. GARETH ONLY HAS HIS SHITTY WELSH ONE.
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