Bale (vs) Bale. Why Christian Bale Is Superior.

Ahead of Gareth Bale's world-record $100 Million transfer to Real Madrid we compare the two biggest Bale's in the world.

Before we begin -

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They are NOT related

Now let us continue.

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Christian certainly has the better stare.

Christian Bale is known for his dramatic body transformations. GARETH BALE IS NOT.

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When Christian worked on "The Machinist" he ate only an apple and a can of tuna a day.

Christian Bale was (and will always be) Batman. GARETH BALE HAS NEVER BEEN A SUPERHERO.

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Oh - and fuck you Ben Affleck.

Christian Bale has won an Oscar. GARETH BALE HAS NEVER EVEN BEEN NOMINATED.

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It's just sad, Gareth. Just sad.

Christian Bale was in his first film when he was 12. GARETH BALE WASN'T EVEN BORN YET.

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Just look at him. He could have played his younger self in Batman Begins if he wanted. IF. HE. WANTED.

Christian has three sisters. GARETH ONLY HAS ONE.

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Look at that swanky Welsh family. Kind of looks like the cast of "The Nanny."

Christian is the king of accents. GARETH ONLY HAS HIS SHITTY WELSH ONE.

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Christian is well known to keep his differing accents 'on' when he is being interviewed about the film. 'Cause he's a good guy. And Gareth is not.

And finally...

Christian Bale can do THIS.

Don't fuck with Christian. DON'T. FUCK. WITH. HIM.