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The Best One-Star Reviews On Amazon for "Everyone Poops"

I believe I speak for a fair share of Buzzfeed readers when I say that Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi was a household staple when we were little. The book, as far as we could tell, was not meant to be anything more than an amusing perspective on a taboo subject. But these reviews take it to a wholllle new level.

  • Wait, so acorns aren't tree poop?

  • No comment.

  • I think this kid would beg to differ.

  • Poop nightmares are the worst.

  • I think that "Cultural re-visionists" probably have a little more to consider these days than the equality of poop.

  • There is a book out there called I Hate My Best Friend??

  • My personal favorite.