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Take A Trip To Costco, And We'll Tell You How Good You Are In Bed

A true sex machine buys in bulk.

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    Love 'em.
    They're the main reason for going to Costco.
    It's all the same to me.
    I hate them.
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    With the works!
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    Plain.
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    Muffins
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    Muffins
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Take A Trip To Costco, And We'll Tell You How Good You Are In Bed

You got: You're a sex machine!

No one is left unsatisfied with you. Who knows how you do it, but you exceed expectations every time you hit the sack! You clearly have a special talent and you have to use it, otherwise you'd be depriving the world of something beautiful.

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You got: You're like an erupting volcano!

You’re pure fire and passion! Being with you is a unique experience that none your sexual partners forget about. Their encounter with you will remain in his/her memory forever. It's a mystery how you achieve that sexual chemistry with people, but there's no one quite like you.

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You got: Shy on the outside, a tiger under the covers

There aren’t a ton of people out there who have tasted the sweetness of your love, but those who have just want more! You’re not the typical type of over-sexed horn dog, but you’ve got a secret that you keep well guarded. Mmm.

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You got: You're a beast of sensuality

Rrrrrooooar! You’ve got a gift. Where did you pick up all your techniques? You should give lessons or something, because you’re irresistible.

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You got: Okay, maybe you’re not that good in bed, but you’ve got a great personality.

So you’re not known for your incredible sexual abilities, so what? You have a lot more to offer than just your flesh. Personality, sense of humor, intelligence… your best qualities aren’t under the covers.

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You got: No joke, you’re simply the best.

Nobody can satisfy their partner’s needs like you can. You leave a trail of trembling knees and good memories behind you. You’re a sexual champion!

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This post was translated from Spanish.

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