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How Easy Are You To Piss Off?

I am wearing headphones so that you WON'T talk to me. Stop it.

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Bibiñe Barud
Bibiñe Barud
Staff Writer, Mexico

  1. Check off everything<br />you CANNOT stand:
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    Being interrupted while reading.
    Via NBC
    Being interrupted while reading.
    Via NBC
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    When people in front of you walk slowly.
    Via Meilun
    When people in front of you walk slowly.
    Via Meilun
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    Being close to someone who chews with their mouth open.
    Via sshepard
    Being close to someone who chews with their mouth open.
    Via sshepard
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    When your office smells like someone's egg/tuna sandwich.
    Via bhofack2
    When your office smells like someone's egg/tuna sandwich.
    Via bhofack2
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    When a baby cries non-stop at the movies.
    Via richardmclarke
    When a baby cries non-stop at the movies.
    Via richardmclarke
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    Same thing, but on an airplane.
    Via vicnt
    Same thing, but on an airplane.
    Via vicnt
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    Having to survive two weeks with less than $100 to your name.
    Via gregory_lee
    Having to survive two weeks with less than $100 to your name.
    Via gregory_lee
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    Seeing people eating breakfast or walking their dog as you're headed into work for the day.
    Via nadia_bormotova
    Seeing people eating breakfast or walking their dog as you're headed into work for the day.
    Via nadia_bormotova
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    When your taco shell breaks in half while you're filling it.
    Via emilystarbuck
    When your taco shell breaks in half while you're filling it.
    Via emilystarbuck
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    Not looking at your phone for a while and coming back to a million notifications.
    Via Apple
    Not looking at your phone for a while and coming back to a million notifications.
    Via Apple
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    When someone eats something you set aside in the fridge.
    Via Batareykin
    When someone eats something you set aside in the fridge.
    Via Batareykin
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    Waking up on Monday more tired than you were over the weekend.
    Via MilanMarkovic
    Waking up on Monday more tired than you were over the weekend.
    Via MilanMarkovic
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    Being called "sir" or "ma'am" even though you're very clearly still a very young person.
    Via Warner Bros.
    Being called "sir" or "ma'am" even though you're very clearly still a very young person.
    Via Warner Bros.
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    Forgetting your headphones.
    Via roshinio
    Forgetting your headphones.
    Via roshinio
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    Having your headphones, but then someone insists on talking to you anyways.
    Via asiseeit
    Having your headphones, but then someone insists on talking to you anyways.
    Via asiseeit
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    When your cellphone charger breaks.
    Via VitaliiPhoto
    When your cellphone charger breaks.
    Via VitaliiPhoto
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    Liking a song and not knowing what it's called or who sings it.
    Via K_Thalhofer
    Liking a song and not knowing what it's called or who sings it.
    Via K_Thalhofer
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    Getting a hole in your sock and having your toe stick out all day.
    Via nayneung1
    Getting a hole in your sock and having your toe stick out all day.
    Via nayneung1
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    Being awaken by a mosquito in the middle of the night and never finding it.
    Via RolfAasa
    Being awaken by a mosquito in the middle of the night and never finding it.
    Via RolfAasa
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    When there's only one register open at the store and the dude at the counter is slowly picking his lotto numbers.
    Via heliosgabbanell
    When there's only one register open at the store and the dude at the counter is slowly picking his lotto numbers.
    Via heliosgabbanell
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    When couples say, "<i>we're</i> pregnant".
    Via Xesai
    When couples say, "we're pregnant".
    Via Xesai
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    When someone gets their food before you, even though you ordered first.
    Via lolostock
    When someone gets their food before you, even though you ordered first.
    Via lolostock
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    Holding the door for one person, and like 25 other people go through behind them.
    Via Andrew_Rybalko
    Holding the door for one person, and like 25 other people go through behind them.
    Via Andrew_Rybalko
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    When your cart has a wobbly wheel.
    Via ivanastar
    When your cart has a wobbly wheel.
    Via ivanastar
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    Having a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.
    Via charleyyboyy_maggs
    Having a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.
    Via charleyyboyy_maggs
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    When the water pressure in the shower is too low.
    Via Mylensa
    When the water pressure in the shower is too low.
    Via Mylensa
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    Getting a blister in your mouth after eating something that was too hot.
    Via Tharakorn
    Getting a blister in your mouth after eating something that was too hot.
    Via Tharakorn
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    Or biting yourself and getting a little blood blister.
    Via HealthSpectra
    Or biting yourself and getting a little blood blister.
    Via HealthSpectra
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    Trying to open a packaging and having this happen.
    Via EnterGreenGoose
    Trying to open a packaging and having this happen.
    Via EnterGreenGoose
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    Trying to drink through a straw with a hole in it.
    Via DoYouRealizeTheImplicationsOfYourActions
    Trying to drink through a straw with a hole in it.
    Via DoYouRealizeTheImplicationsOfYourActions
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    Putting cereal on your bowl before realizing you're out of milk.
    Via oscarrude13
    Putting cereal on your bowl before realizing you're out of milk.
    Via oscarrude13
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    Tape that doesn't come off the roll cleanly.
    Via Fingerwise
    Tape that doesn't come off the roll cleanly.
    Via Fingerwise
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    When your cellphone updates apps all the goddamn time.
    Via 9to5mac
    When your cellphone updates apps all the goddamn time.
    Via 9to5mac
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    When your hand is wet and your phone stops responding to you.
    Via Ridofranz
    When your hand is wet and your phone stops responding to you.
    Via Ridofranz
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    Being at a concert and having someone record with their phone right in front of you.
    Via OlegShvydiuk
    Being at a concert and having someone record with their phone right in front of you.
    Via OlegShvydiuk
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    When someone coughs or sneezes without covering their mouth.
    Via NickS
    When someone coughs or sneezes without covering their mouth.
    Via NickS
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    When the program crashes and you haven't saved in forever.
    Via g-stockstudio
    When the program crashes and you haven't saved in forever.
    Via g-stockstudio
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    When someone calls you, and you try to call them back right away, but just get sent to voicemail.
    Via damedeeso
    When someone calls you, and you try to call them back right away, but just get sent to voicemail.
    Via damedeeso
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    Getting to the doctor's office early, but then waiting for like an hour after your appointment was supposed to begin.
    Via Wavebreakmedia
    Getting to the doctor's office early, but then waiting for like an hour after your appointment was supposed to begin.
    Via Wavebreakmedia
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    When the projector breaks down at the movie theater.
    Via fergregory
    When the projector breaks down at the movie theater.
    Via fergregory
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    Making a special request when you order and it comes out wrong.
    Via JackF
    Making a special request when you order and it comes out wrong.
    Via JackF
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    When you have to wiggle the cable around to get your phone to get a good connection so it'll charge.
    Via Cronislaw
    When you have to wiggle the cable around to get your phone to get a good connection so it'll charge.
    Via Cronislaw
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    People who don't use punctuation.
    Via @cher
    People who don't use punctuation.
    Via @cher
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    Obtrusive ads, especially when you're on your phone.
    Via MediaBriefing
    Obtrusive ads, especially when you're on your phone.
    Via MediaBriefing
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    Having to sit through a REALLY long ad just to watch a two minute YouTube video.
    Via Facebook
    Having to sit through a REALLY long ad just to watch a two minute YouTube video.
    Via Facebook
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    When people around you talk at a concert.
    Via baona
    When people around you talk at a concert.
    Via baona
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    People who have loud conversations on public transportation.
    Via monkeybusinessimages
    People who have loud conversations on public transportation.
    Via monkeybusinessimages
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    Getting a call from someone telling you that they just emailed you.
    Via fizkes
    Getting a call from someone telling you that they just emailed you.
    Via fizkes
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    People who have conversations while standing in a doorway.
    Via mediaphotos
    People who have conversations while standing in a doorway.
    Via mediaphotos
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    When the person in front of you doesn't know what to order and you have to wait until they make up their mind.
    Via CREATISTA
    When the person in front of you doesn't know what to order and you have to wait until they make up their mind.
    Via CREATISTA
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    When you go anywhere in the summer hoping that there won't be a crowd but OF COURSE there is.
    Via STR / Contributor
    When you go anywhere in the summer hoping that there won't be a crowd but OF COURSE there is.
    Via STR / Contributor
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    When you sit on a toilet seat that's covered in pee.
    Via fergregory
    When you sit on a toilet seat that's covered in pee.
    Via fergregory

This post was translated from Spanish.

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