5. A sleek, sexy Fifty Shades-inspired rabbit vibrator that you deserve, cuz girl you're perfect, always worth it, the way you work it.
7. And a penis sleeve masturbator attachment for the Magic Wand, because that's what love is: she takes your sweatshirt, you take her vibrator.
9. The Adam & Eve "Booty Boot Camp" training kit, a set of three silicone plugs that let you start small and work your way up 'til you *finish* big.
13. A slimline plug that makes a foray into the world of anal play satisfying, if slightly less intimidating.
14. An under-the-mattress restraint system for comfortably and uncomplicatedly getting your bondage on.
18. A masturbator sleeve that's longer, stretchier, and a more stimulating, double-ended version of its predecessors.
19. The perfect backdoor vibe built with three speeds, four functions, and an easily manageable, ergonomic handle.
21. The (I'm not kidding) ASS-GASM, a cock ring and anal plug-in-one that *tugs* with every thrust or stroke.
22. A molar-shaped vibe by Jimmyjane with two motors — one located in each prong — for maximum clitoral stimulation.
23. The Njoy stainless steel double-headed wand that works its curved, sculptural magic on G-spots and P-spots alike.
24. A cordless, silky smooth silicone wand vibe that provides 10 functions...and possibly as many orgasms.
25. This Doc Johnson Ultraskyn realistic dildo that comes with a vac-u-lock option (for pegging) or a suction cup option (for sticking to a surface and having at it).
Now treat yo'self.
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