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26 Sex Toys That Actually Get The Job Done

Flowers die. Butt plugs are forever.

1. A double-ended glass dildo with two sensations for the price of one.

2. A pack of five silicone cock rings that keep guys going stronger for longer.

3. A wand vibe that's a smaller, silicone take on the classic Magic Wand...

4. ...and a similar, less-expensive Alexander Yarosi model of the same design.

5. A sleek, sexy Fifty Shades-inspired rabbit vibrator that you deserve, cuz girl you're perfect, always worth it, the way you work it.

6. The Magic Wand, which continues to deliver and is consistently rave-reviewed.

7. And a penis sleeve masturbator attachment for the Magic Wand, because that's what love is: she takes your sweatshirt, you take her vibrator.

8. A *twin* cock ring that hugs and vibes on all the right places.

9. The Adam & Eve "Booty Boot Camp" training kit, a set of three silicone plugs that let you start small and work your way up 'til you *finish* big.

10. The Womanizer "Delight" Pro40 and Womanizer "Deluxe" Pro, which stimulate the clit using gentle bursts of air, rather than (sometimes harsh) direct vibrational contact....

11. ...and the Satisfyer Pro, a similar, more affordable model of the Womanizer.

12. The Fin vibrator by Dame: satisfaction literally at your fingertips.

13. A slimline plug that makes a foray into the world of anal play satisfying, if slightly less intimidating.

14. An under-the-mattress restraint system for comfortably and uncomplicatedly getting your bondage on.

15. A glass-handle and leather whip that does double duty.

16. A pair of Ben Wa balls that teases, pleases, and even helps tone your pelvic floor.

17. The Babeland Silver Bullet, a perfect, no-frills mini-vibe with adjustable power.

18. A masturbator sleeve that's longer, stretchier, and a more stimulating, double-ended version of its predecessors.

19. The perfect backdoor vibe built with three speeds, four functions, and an easily manageable, ergonomic handle.

20. An Adam & Eve glass dildo with bumps, ridges, textures, and spot-pinpointers galore.

21. The (I'm not kidding) ASS-GASM, a cock ring and anal plug-in-one that *tugs* with every thrust or stroke.

22. A molar-shaped vibe by Jimmyjane with two motors — one located in each prong — for maximum clitoral stimulation.

23. The Njoy stainless steel double-headed wand that works its curved, sculptural magic on G-spots and P-spots alike.

24. A cordless, silky smooth silicone wand vibe that provides 10 functions...and possibly as many orgasms.

25. This Doc Johnson Ultraskyn realistic dildo that comes with a vac-u-lock option (for pegging) or a suction cup option (for sticking to a surface and having at it).

26. And a graduated anal stretcher, for those looking to expand their — ahem — "horizons."

Now treat yo'self.

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