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    Posted on May 24, 2013

    Going Out: Expectation Vs. Reality

    This night is gonna rule.

    Arriving home after work on a Friday. Expectation:

    Reality:

    When your friends immediately ask you to go out. Expectation:

    Reality:

    Getting ready to go out. Expectation:

    Reality:

    Doing a quick pre-game. Expectation:

    Reality:

    Arriving at the bar. Expectation:

    Reality:

    Getting your first drink at the bar. Expectation:

    Reality:

    You notice all the people in the bar that are younger than you. Expectation:

    Reality:

    You propose a toast. Expectation:

    Reality:

    When you see your crush across the bar. Expectation:

    Reality:

    You and your friends start dancing. Expectation:

    Reality:

    Your friend suggests going to the club. Expectation:

    Reality:

    Leaving the bar. Expectation:

    Reality:

    Walking into the club. Expectation:

    Reality:

    Your friend wants to get tequila shots. Expectation:

    Reality:

    A creeper starts hitting on you. Expectation:

    Reality:

    You hit the dance floor. Expectation:

    Reality:

    Someone spills their drink on you. Expectation:

    Reality:

    Dancing up on someone hot on the dance floor. Expectation:

    Reality:

    What you think you look like by the end of the night. Expectation:

    Reality:

    You pay your tab at the club. Expectation:

    Reality:

    The club shuts down. Expectation:

    Reality:

    And maybe what you should have done instead:

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