Arriving home after work on a Friday. Expectation:
When your friends immediately ask you to go out. Expectation:
Getting ready to go out. Expectation:
Doing a quick pre-game. Expectation:
Arriving at the bar. Expectation:
Getting your first drink at the bar. Expectation:
You notice all the people in the bar that are younger than you. Expectation:
You propose a toast. Expectation:
When you see your crush across the bar. Expectation:
You and your friends start dancing. Expectation:
Your friend suggests going to the club. Expectation:
Leaving the bar. Expectation:
Walking into the club. Expectation:
Your friend wants to get tequila shots. Expectation:
A creeper starts hitting on you. Expectation:
You hit the dance floor. Expectation:
Someone spills their drink on you. Expectation:
Dancing up on someone hot on the dance floor. Expectation:
What you think you look like by the end of the night. Expectation:
You pay your tab at the club. Expectation:
The club shuts down. Expectation:
And maybe what you should have done instead:
