2. Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France victories.
6. Tim Tebow’s virginity
7. Kim Kardashian’s marriage.
10. Snooki’s baby.
13. Vladimir Putin’s tears.
15. Joan Rivers.
16. Michael Bay’s Best Movie Award
- Top Mexican soccer player Alan Pulido has been kidnapped outside of his hometown in Tamaulipas, a high-crime state.
- Yep. Marco Rubio said he's sorry for implying Donald Trump has a small penis.
- Lights have turned Australia's most iconic buildings into seriously psychedelic works of art.