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Is the dick on your head bigger than the one in your pants?

Ist der Schwanz auf deinem Kopf größer als der in deiner Hose?

Wie viel von einem Schwanzkopf steckt eigentlich in dir?

How Much Of A Dickhead Are You?

Tick off all the things you've ever done before:

You're not a dickhead at all. Your forehead is smooth and dick free. Be proud of yourself.

The dick on your head is 0 inches.

You're a little bit of a dickhead, but not enough to be a problem, which is why the dick on your head is pretty small.

The dick on your head is 2 inches.

You're an average dickhead, which is why the dick on your head is an average size. On a good day, the dick on your head might grow to 6 inches, but it's a rarity.

The dick on your head is 5 inches.

You're actually quite a bit of a dickhead. The dick on your head is bigger than the average, which is probably down to telling a couple of white lies for no reason and continuing an argument when it's actually finished.

The dick on your head is 7 inches.

The dick on your head is fucking huge, which just cements the fact that you are actually a dickhead. You tell people you're on your way when you're still in bed and you borrow things without asking. Usually a big dick is quite impressive, but not when it's on your head.

The dick on your head is 10 motherfucking inches.

Bist Du nur ein Arsch oder doch der Riesenarsch?

Was für ein Arschloch bist Du eigentlich?

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