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How long will you have to wait to see the new year in with a bang?

This Quiz Will Reveal The First Time You’ll Have Sex In 2017

You'll be off the mark quick and seeing in 2017 with a literal bang. That's certainly one way to start a new year.

1 January 2017

After you've recovered from a particularly nasty hangover, you'll get your first sex of 2017. So don’t worry, you don't have to wait that long!

4 January 2017

You'll have to wait an entire month before you get your first sex of 2017. In the grand scheme of things, it's not that long to wait.

31 January 2017

You'll get laid for the first time in 2017 on Valentine's Day, you old romantic you! It'll be hot, with intense passion and lust, so definitely worth the wait.

14 February 2017

You'll be in the third month of 2017 before you get laid, but that's OK, you'll have been too busy with other things to even notice.

7 March 2017

At first you'll think it's a mean trick and you're not about to be made the joke on April Fools' Day. But after the confusion has been settled, you're in for some pretty mind-blowing sex.

1 April 2017

We'll be on the cusp of summer when you get laid. The sun makes everybody horny, so you're kicking the summer off the way it'll continue.

29 May 2017

As the summer begins to come to an end, you'll get your first sex of the year. Yeah, you've had to wait quite a while, but now you get that sweet, sweet release.

15 August 2017

OK, so maybe 2017 wasn't the greatest time for your sex life. You'll have managed to go the entire year without sex, but at least 2018 seems to be looking up.

31 December 2017

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This Quiz Will Reveal The First Time You’ll Have Sex In 2017

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