One Gotta Go: The Orgasm Edition

Orgasms are great and everything, but what would you sacrifice to have one? Remember that the one you get rid of is gone FOREVER, so choose carefully.

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My favourite song can go

My favourite song can go

I don't need to orgasm that bad

I don't need to orgasm that bad

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I don't need to orgasm that bad

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I can just, like, use an owl to send texts or something, my phone can go in the bin

I can just, like, use an owl to send texts or something, my phone can go in the bin

If I lose my phone I may as well lose an arm, so goodbye orgasm

If I lose my phone I may as well lose an arm, so goodbye orgasm

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I can just, like, use an owl to send texts or something, my phone can go in the bin
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If I lose my phone I may as well lose an arm, so goodbye orgasm

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My favourite movie isn't that good anyway

My favourite movie isn't that good anyway

Nope, the orgasm's gotta go

Nope, the orgasm's gotta go

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I don't even like Santa, I guess Christmas can go

I don't even like Santa, I guess Christmas can go

And miss all the food and presents? Orgasms, get outta here

And miss all the food and presents? Orgasms, get outta here

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I don't even like Santa, I guess Christmas can go
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And miss all the food and presents? Orgasms, get outta here

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I suddenly can't read, bye books

I suddenly can't read, bye books

lmao no goodbye forever orgasms

lmao no goodbye forever orgasms

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I suddenly can't read, bye books
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Who needs to celebrate getting another year older anyway? Consider birthdays gone

Who needs to celebrate getting another year older anyway? Consider birthdays gone

And miss the one day that's all about me? Nope, see you never orgasm

And miss the one day that's all about me? Nope, see you never orgasm

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Who needs to celebrate getting another year older anyway? Consider birthdays gone
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And miss the one day that's all about me? Nope, see you never orgasm

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I will just go hungry from now on

I will just go hungry from now on

No orgasm is good enough to make me give up any food

No orgasm is good enough to make me give up any food

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I will just go hungry from now on
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Restaurants are overrated, I can just cook

Restaurants are overrated, I can just cook

I guess this is goodbye, orgasm

I guess this is goodbye, orgasm

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Restaurants are overrated, I can just cook
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Tweeting is what birds do, goodbye Twitter

Tweeting is what birds do, goodbye Twitter

Get rid of my account? Absolutely not, soz orgasms

Get rid of my account? Absolutely not, soz orgasms

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Tweeting is what birds do, goodbye Twitter
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Get rid of my account? Absolutely not, soz orgasms

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I don't need to see anybody else get engaged, consider Facebook deactivated

I don't need to see anybody else get engaged, consider Facebook deactivated

And miss all the drama? Nope, bye orgasms

And miss all the drama? Nope, bye orgasms

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I don't need to see anybody else get engaged, consider Facebook deactivated
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Insta-who? Bye to the gram

Insta-who? Bye to the gram

Delete IG? Sorry no can do, bye forever orgasm

Delete IG? Sorry no can do, bye forever orgasm

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Insta-who? Bye to the gram
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Delete IG? Sorry no can do, bye forever orgasm

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I don't need to see any more nudes tbh, Snapchat can go

I don't need to see any more nudes tbh, Snapchat can go

I need the dog filter in my life, orgasms can be gone

I need the dog filter in my life, orgasms can be gone

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I don't need to see any more nudes tbh, Snapchat can go
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I need the dog filter in my life, orgasms can be gone

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I don't like airports and plane journeys anyway, goodbye holidays

I don't like airports and plane journeys anyway, goodbye holidays

Sorry but I need a holiday to keep me sane, orgasms can go

Sorry but I need a holiday to keep me sane, orgasms can go

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I don't like airports and plane journeys anyway, goodbye holidays
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Sorry but I need a holiday to keep me sane, orgasms can go

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One Gotta Go: The Orgasm Edition

Orgasms are great and everything, but what would you sacrifice to have one? Remember that the one you get rid of is gone FOREVER, so choose carefully.

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