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One Gotta Go: The Orgasm Edition

Would you get rid of your phone just so you could have an orgasm?

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Ben Henry
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Orgasms are great and everything, but what would you sacrifice to have one? Remember that the one you get rid of is gone FOREVER, so choose carefully.

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    My favourite song can go
    I don't need to orgasm that bad

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    My favourite song can go
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    I don't need to orgasm that bad
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    I can just, like, use an owl to send texts or something, my phone can go in the bin
    If I lose my phone I may as well lose an arm, so goodbye orgasm

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    I can just, like, use an owl to send texts or something, my phone can go in the bin
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    If I lose my phone I may as well lose an arm, so goodbye orgasm
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    My favourite movie isn't that good anyway
    Nope, the orgasm's gotta go

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    My favourite movie isn't that good anyway
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    Nope, the orgasm's gotta go
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    I don't even like Santa, I guess Christmas can go
    And miss all the food and presents? Orgasms, get outta here

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    I don't even like Santa, I guess Christmas can go
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    And miss all the food and presents? Orgasms, get outta here
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    I suddenly can't read, bye books
    lmao no goodbye forever orgasms

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    I suddenly can't read, bye books
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    lmao no goodbye forever orgasms
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    Who needs to celebrate getting another year older anyway? Consider birthdays gone
    And miss the one day that's all about me? Nope, see you never orgasm

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    Who needs to celebrate getting another year older anyway? Consider birthdays gone
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    And miss the one day that's all about me? Nope, see you never orgasm
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    I will just go hungry from now on
    No orgasm is good enough to make me give up any food

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    I will just go hungry from now on
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    No orgasm is good enough to make me give up any food
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    Restaurants are overrated, I can just cook
    I guess this is goodbye, orgasm

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    Restaurants are overrated, I can just cook
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    I guess this is goodbye, orgasm
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    Tweeting is what birds do, goodbye Twitter
    Get rid of my account? Absolutely not, soz orgasms

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    Tweeting is what birds do, goodbye Twitter
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    Get rid of my account? Absolutely not, soz orgasms
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    I don't need to see anybody else get engaged, consider Facebook deactivated
    And miss all the drama? Nope, bye orgasms

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    I don't need to see anybody else get engaged, consider Facebook deactivated
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    And miss all the drama? Nope, bye orgasms
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    Insta-who? Bye to the gram
    Delete IG? Sorry no can do, bye forever orgasm

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    Insta-who? Bye to the gram
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    Delete IG? Sorry no can do, bye forever orgasm
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    I don't need to see any more nudes tbh, Snapchat can go
    I need the dog filter in my life, orgasms can be gone

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    I don't need to see any more nudes tbh, Snapchat can go
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    I need the dog filter in my life, orgasms can be gone
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    I don't like airports and plane journeys anyway, goodbye holidays
    Sorry but I need a holiday to keep me sane, orgasms can go

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    I don't like airports and plane journeys anyway, goodbye holidays
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    Sorry but I need a holiday to keep me sane, orgasms can go
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