Orgasms are great and everything, but what would you sacrifice to have one? Remember that the one you get rid of is gone FOREVER, so choose carefully.
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vote votesMy favourite song can go
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vote votesI don't need to orgasm that bad
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vote votesI can just, like, use an owl to send texts or something, my phone can go in the bin
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vote votesIf I lose my phone I may as well lose an arm, so goodbye orgasm
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vote votesMy favourite movie isn't that good anyway
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vote votesNope, the orgasm's gotta go
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vote votesI don't even like Santa, I guess Christmas can go
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vote votesAnd miss all the food and presents? Orgasms, get outta here
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vote votesI suddenly can't read, bye books
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vote voteslmao no goodbye forever orgasms
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vote votesWho needs to celebrate getting another year older anyway? Consider birthdays gone
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vote votesAnd miss the one day that's all about me? Nope, see you never orgasm
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vote votesI will just go hungry from now on
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vote votesNo orgasm is good enough to make me give up any food
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vote votesRestaurants are overrated, I can just cook
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vote votesI guess this is goodbye, orgasm
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vote votesTweeting is what birds do, goodbye Twitter
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vote votesGet rid of my account? Absolutely not, soz orgasms
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vote votesI don't need to see anybody else get engaged, consider Facebook deactivated
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vote votesAnd miss all the drama? Nope, bye orgasms
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vote votesInsta-who? Bye to the gram
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vote votesDelete IG? Sorry no can do, bye forever orgasm
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vote votesI don't need to see any more nudes tbh, Snapchat can go
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vote votesI need the dog filter in my life, orgasms can be gone
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vote votesI don't like airports and plane journeys anyway, goodbye holidays
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vote votesSorry but I need a holiday to keep me sane, orgasms can go