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People Are Searching For Fidget Spinner Porn And Nothing Is Sacred Any More

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Fidget spinners! They're all the rage right now and yeah, tbf they're pretty cool toys.

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I apparently am out of touch with the youth of today, but the internet tells me that it's a stress relieving toy. It was popular in the '90s but has made a comeback in 2017. Cool.

But apparently some people have mistaken the gadget for a sex toy. And by some people, I mean a couple million of them.

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Yep, people have been searching for fidget spinner porn. Of course.

According to Pornhub, in May the term "fidget spinner" was actually the top trending term of the month and the fifth-most popular search, raking in over 2.8 million searches in 10 days.

Something freaky went down on 16 May because searches went through the goddamn roof. And as the graph shows, searches had a 282% increase altogether!
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Something freaky went down on 16 May because searches went through the goddamn roof. And as the graph shows, searches had a 282% increase altogether!

Naturally, the 18-24 age category had the real kink for fidget spinners, and were 186% more likely to search for the toy porn. And finally, according to Pornhub, women were 19% more likely to search for it.

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And suddenly, I'm seeing fidget spinners in a whole new light.

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