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How Old Are You Actually Based On Your Favourite Swear Word?

Wait, are you even allowed to swear? Be careful who's around when you're running that filthy mouth of yours or you could end up grounded for a week.

Teenager

You're old enough to swear and you probably do it a lot. But because you're still young you sometimes swear in inappropriate places, which can sometimes get you in trouble.

Early twenties

You're a fan of emphasising your point with a casual "fuck" here and there. You can worm the word into almost any sentence and sometimes you forget you're even fucking doing it.

Mid-twenties

You're almost thirty, which means you should be a fully fledged adult by now with like, responsibilities and stuff. If that's not reason to swear, then what is?

Late twenties

You're actually in your early thirties which means your life should be pretty much sorted. It's OK if it's not, just front it and pretend everything's the way it should be.

Early thirties

You're probably like, really important in your career now and do a lot of adult things. Hosting dinner parties and attending fancy shows are your thing now.

Mid-thirties

The big 4-0 is edging ever closer, but that's OK because it's an excuse to throw a huge party and turn all the attention on you. And who knew almost-forty looked so good?

Late thirties

Now you're in your forties, everything seems to be settled down and in place. But that probably won't last for long when the mid-life crisis comes to rock the boat.

Forties

GRANDMA! STOP SWEARING! Now you're living out your golden years, swearing is very much frowned upon. You should be sitting back in your armchair, knitting, and watching old black and white movies. Somebody get the soap!

Grandma

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How Old Are You Actually Based On Your Favourite Swear Word?

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