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You can spot drama within 3.2 seconds of a subtweet being tweeted.
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You always seem to have the tea on all the drama.
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Which means your friends tend to come to you when they need the lowdown of what's happening.
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The eyes are your favourite emoji.
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Or the little detective guy.
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You've perfected lurking.
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And your investigation skills are so top level, even Sherlock would be impressed.
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You have an appropriate GIF or meme for every dramatic situation.
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You absolutely hate it when people take the highroad.
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You sometimes do this thing where you drop a grenade to start an argument and then run.
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You know how to deflect drama from your doorstep.
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But you can hold your own if you need to.
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You're constantly waiting for people to drop receipts.
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And you're a screenshot queen.
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You keep every receipt in case you should be called upon to provide evidence.
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You absolutely live for petty behaviour.
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Your worst nightmare is when people are arguing over Twitter and one of their accounts is on private so you can only see half of what's happening.
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You know a bit too much about everybody from your excessive investigating.
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In general people think you're innocent but really you live for the drama.
