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24 Signs You’re Basically Married To Your BFF

"I got your back, Jack."

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4. Your mum keeps asking when you're going to just get together.

Fed up of my mum asking if my bestfriend is my boyfriend.

The answer is never. Maybe.


5. Your pet names are just insults that show you care.

if you aren't constantly insulting your best friend are they really your best friend ?


12. You threaten legitimate divorce if they don't get their shit together and pay you attention when you're feeling needy.

Karla: if we ever stop being best friend I will hunt you down Me: y? Karla: cause I want a proper divorce half your shit is mine 😂😂


14. You go out together all the time and caption it "date night".

🍒Date night with my bestfriend🍒

16. You know their food order in any restaurant.

If you don't know your best friend's order at every fast food place are they really your best friend?¿


21. When you're both getting ready for a night out, you sing your heart out in the shower even though you know they're in the next room.

22. You buy each other cute presents for birthdays and Christmas.

23. You maybe even live together.

24. And the definitive way you know you're basically married? You already have a marriage pact in place in case neither of you are married by the time you're 30.