24 Signs You’re Basically Married To Your BFF
"I got your back, Jack."
You love each other more than anybody else.
But you don't have sex.
You're on a first name basis with each other's parents.
If they don't text you all day, you get a little bit upset.
You get jealous when they make new friends.
You're comfortable discussing embarrassing itches and scratches.
As soon as something happens to you, they're the first to know.
You work through problems together.
You bicker like fuck and have to constantly remind them that they're so fucking irritating.
You eat together.
Which would explain why people always ask if you're a couple.
You share the same bed.
And sometimes wake up spooning each other.
You hate all their ex-partners.
You sometimes meet each other after work and go for a romantic meal because you know they're stressed.
When you're both getting ready for a night out, you sing your heart out in the shower even though you know they're in the next room.
You buy each other cute presents for birthdays and Christmas.
And the definitive way you know you're basically married? You already have a marriage pact in place in case neither of you are married by the time you're 30.
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