If I only had 12 minutes left to live, do you know how I would spend it? I would open up YouTube, go to the Late Night With Seth Meyers channel, and watch this video of him and Rihanna getting drunk together. Honestly, it might just be the best thing I've ever seen.
Like, that's literally the whole video. It's not an interview. It's not an in-depth profile or feature. It's just Rihanna and Seth Meyers necking shots and having a pretty great time. What's not to love?!
By the way, this is how Rihanna takes a tequila shot. She was not here to play games!
Anyway, during their drinking session, Rihanna revealed some fun things, like the fact that she wanted to be a pilot when she was little because her grades sucked (her words, not mine).
She also didn't watch Game of Thrones.
Oh, and she doesn't really like milk, either.
Her reaction to hearing about "nut milk" for the first time was absolutely priceless. I mean, it does sound like it has an alternative meaning...
But one of the best moments in the video was when Meyers tried to get serious for a minute and asked for Rihanna's advice on dating.
If you didn't already know, Meyers got married to his wife, Alexi Ashe, back in 2013. But just because you're already married with kids doesn't mean you want to lose that spark, right?
"I want to, like, blow my wife away with a romantic night out," Meyers explained. "What do I do?"
And that's when Rihanna, queen of advice, came back with this:
Meyers was SHOOK.
Rihanna just so happens to be in a very happy relationship with billionaire Hassan Jameel, so maybe everybody should start taking notes.
You can (and should) watch the full video here:
Ben Henry is a celebrity reporter for BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.