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19 Times Judo Summed Up Your Terrible Sex Life

Your sex life isn't exactly winning a gold medal.

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1. When you're trying to be sexy taking your clothes off but get stuck and need assistance.

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2. When you start undressing him and suddenly start feeling bad for not going to the gym in three years.

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3. When you try to sexily carry them to the bed but your back gives out and you just drop them on the floor.

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4. When you say "sit on my face" but then suddenly realise you can't breathe.

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5. When he can't find the right hole so you gotta look back and help him out.

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6. When you're trying to roll over mid-sex but just get into an awkward tangle.

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7. When they say "deeper" but you're already balls to the wall.

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8. When your parents walk in and you gotta act like you weren't doing the sex when it's obvious you were doing the sex.

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9. When they cum first and go to the bathroom to clean up instead of finishing you off too.

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10. When they say "play with my nipples" but you don't really know what you're doing. Flick? Tweak? Pinch?

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11. When you start going down to do some butt stuff and then realise you kiss your mother with that mouth too.

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12. When they say "pull my hair" but you can't reach and move at the same time because coordination.

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13. When you fall for the "I just want a spoon" line and suddenly feel something poking you in the back.

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14. When you're about to get down to it but he needs to get the condoms from the other room and you're like "OK don't worry I'll just wait here".

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15. When you hit your nose on the headboard mid-sex and have to pretend you're not crying.

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16. When you're both doing the really drunk sex but you keep dropping off to sleep.

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17. When you're about to get it on but the erection suddenly goes on holiday.

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18. When you've done the business and you just want to cuddle but he says he's too hot.

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19. And finally, when you're trying a new position from the Karma Sutra and you're about to shout "Hey, are we doing this right?"

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