1.
When you're trying to be sexy taking your clothes off but get stuck and need assistance.
2.
When you start undressing him and suddenly start feeling bad for not going to the gym in three years.
3.
When you try to sexily carry them to the bed but your back gives out and you just drop them on the floor.
4.
When you say "sit on my face" but then suddenly realise you can't breathe.
5.
When he can't find the right hole so you gotta look back and help him out.
6.
When you're trying to roll over mid-sex but just get into an awkward tangle.
7.
When they say "deeper" but you're already balls to the wall.
8.
When your parents walk in and you gotta act like you weren't doing the sex when it's obvious you were doing the sex.
9.
When they cum first and go to the bathroom to clean up instead of finishing you off too.
10.
When they say "play with my nipples" but you don't really know what you're doing. Flick? Tweak? Pinch?
11.
When you start going down to do some butt stuff and then realise you kiss your mother with that mouth too.
12.
When they say "pull my hair" but you can't reach and move at the same time because coordination.
13.
When you fall for the "I just want a spoon" line and suddenly feel something poking you in the back.
14.
When you're about to get down to it but he needs to get the condoms from the other room and you're like "OK don't worry I'll just wait here".
15.
When you hit your nose on the headboard mid-sex and have to pretend you're not crying.
16.
When you're both doing the really drunk sex but you keep dropping off to sleep.
17.
When you're about to get it on but the erection suddenly goes on holiday.
18.
When you've done the business and you just want to cuddle but he says he's too hot.
19.
And finally, when you're trying a new position from the Karma Sutra and you're about to shout "Hey, are we doing this right?"
