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    Just 16 Really Expensive Houses Around The UK

    Basically move to Scotland. Always move to Scotland.

    1. South Kensington, London – £4,000,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/35958740

    Property type: Triplex apartment

    Bedrooms: Three

    • The property is a penthouse, so you can entertain all your friends and pretend you're not bragging about having a roof terrace.

    • It also comes with a lift, which is really fucking cool.

    2. Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham – £3,250,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/38763405

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Seven

    • There's underground parking.

    • The property also has a snooker room, so you can bring out your inner Ronnie O'Sullivan.

    3. Hardwick, Cambridge – £3,500,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/38273591

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Seven

    • You can invite Serena Williams round for a go on your own tennis court. Who needs Wimbledon?

    • Every bedroom has an ensuite so no fighting over the bathroom in the morning.

    4. Blairgowrie, Scotland – £4,000,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/34005480

    Property type: Basically an entire village

    Bedrooms: Too many

    • Included in the price, along with the main house, are five smaller houses, five cottages, and 18 chalets.

    • So basically you can be mayor of your own little city.

    5. Kirkby, Liverpool – £3,105,000

    Zoopla / Via zoopla.co.uk

    Property type: An empire of houses

    Bedrooms: 85 altogether

    • A "portfolio of properties" that include four four-bedroom houses and 23 three-bedroom houses.

    • You'd probably see a nice profit at some point by renting them out.

    6. Hyde Park, London – £4,000,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/38080537

    Property type: Flat

    Bedrooms: Three

    • You can't really be more central.

    • You might need to pay a little extra for a decorator to bring it into the 21st century.

    7. Binsted, Arundel – £3,495,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/new-homes/details/photos/38399353

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Seven

    • The property is a new build.

    • If the main house isn't enough, there's a two bedroom annexe for when you need to escape.

    8. Heddon-On-The-Wall, Newcastle Upon Tyne – £3,250,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/38895575

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Seven

    • The property is comprised of six country cottages.

    • There are also 110 acres of enclosures so you can stretch your legs a little bit.

    9. Esher, Surrey – £3,895,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/new-homes/details/photos/39307573

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Six

    • There is something called the "principal suite" which just sounds fantastic.

    • There's also a laundry chute, which means no more clothes on the floor.

    10. Ascot, Berkshire – £3,650,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/39298547

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Five

    • There is a "staff suite". You can have actual staff.

    • You can control the home system through an iPad, so you're basically living in the future.

    11. Gerrards Cross, Buckinghamshire – £3,500,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/new-homes/details/photos/38259770

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Eight

    • It's brand new, which is always a nice plus.

    • There's a lot of white, so no muddy shoes.

    12. Ealing, London – £3,799,950

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/38777412

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Six

    • You'll have a Victorian house so yeah, that's OK.

    • The property could do with some sprucing up a bit.

    13. Seer Green, Beaconsfield – £3,250,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/38683816

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Six

    • There is a bar, which is the biggest selling point because alcohol.

    • There's a gym too but if you can't be bothered with that, then there's always the game room.

    14. Poole, Dorset – £4,000,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/new-homes/details/photos/38891543

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Four

    • An exercise studio comes included, so you can work out in the comfort of your own home.

    • Also there's a sun terrace, which is always nice.

    15. Marylebone, London – £3,895,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/39228542

    Property type: Mews house

    Bedrooms: Three

    • It's classed as a "hidden gem" which sounds lovely.

    • The leasehold is 258 years so you don't have to worry about that running out anytime soon.

    16. Heaton, Bolton – £3,750,000

    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/38211084

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Seven

    • You get your own cinema, so you never have to pay £10 for a ticket and a limb for popcorn.

    • This place is basically a dream.

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