1. South Kensington, London – £4,000,000
Property type: Triplex apartment
Bedrooms: Three
• The property is a penthouse, so you can entertain all your friends and pretend you're not bragging about having a roof terrace.
• It also comes with a lift, which is really fucking cool.
2. Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham – £3,250,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Seven
• There's underground parking.
• The property also has a snooker room, so you can bring out your inner Ronnie O'Sullivan.
3. Hardwick, Cambridge – £3,500,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Seven
• You can invite Serena Williams round for a go on your own tennis court. Who needs Wimbledon?
• Every bedroom has an ensuite so no fighting over the bathroom in the morning.
4. Blairgowrie, Scotland – £4,000,000
Property type: Basically an entire village
Bedrooms: Too many
• Included in the price, along with the main house, are five smaller houses, five cottages, and 18 chalets.
• So basically you can be mayor of your own little city.
5. Kirkby, Liverpool – £3,105,000
6. Hyde Park, London – £4,000,000
Property type: Flat
Bedrooms: Three
• You can't really be more central.
• You might need to pay a little extra for a decorator to bring it into the 21st century.
7. Binsted, Arundel – £3,495,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Seven
• The property is a new build.
• If the main house isn't enough, there's a two bedroom annexe for when you need to escape.
8. Heddon-On-The-Wall, Newcastle Upon Tyne – £3,250,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Seven
• The property is comprised of six country cottages.
• There are also 110 acres of enclosures so you can stretch your legs a little bit.
9. Esher, Surrey – £3,895,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Six
• There is something called the "principal suite" which just sounds fantastic.
• There's also a laundry chute, which means no more clothes on the floor.
10. Ascot, Berkshire – £3,650,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Five
• There is a "staff suite". You can have actual staff.
• You can control the home system through an iPad, so you're basically living in the future.
11. Gerrards Cross, Buckinghamshire – £3,500,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Eight
• It's brand new, which is always a nice plus.
• There's a lot of white, so no muddy shoes.
12. Ealing, London – £3,799,950
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Six
• You'll have a Victorian house so yeah, that's OK.
• The property could do with some sprucing up a bit.
13. Seer Green, Beaconsfield – £3,250,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Six
• There is a bar, which is the biggest selling point because alcohol.
• There's a gym too but if you can't be bothered with that, then there's always the game room.
14. Poole, Dorset – £4,000,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Four
• An exercise studio comes included, so you can work out in the comfort of your own home.
• Also there's a sun terrace, which is always nice.
15. Marylebone, London – £3,895,000
Property type: Mews house
Bedrooms: Three
• It's classed as a "hidden gem" which sounds lovely.
• The leasehold is 258 years so you don't have to worry about that running out anytime soon.
16. Heaton, Bolton – £3,750,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Seven
• You get your own cinema, so you never have to pay £10 for a ticket and a limb for popcorn.
• This place is basically a dream.