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    Someone Declined A Marriage Proposal From Chris Pratt So I Am Now Volunteering


    I'm not saying I daydream about Chris Pratt proposing to me on a beach in the Caribbean while a string quartet plays an instrumental version of "Into You" because that would be weird and I am not weird therefore I have never done it.


    But just in case you're reading Chris, I'm not at all opposed to the idea.

    Anyway, why am I talking about Chris Pratt marriage proposals? Ah yes, because in a picture uploaded to Instagram by James Gunn, who's worked with Chris on Guardians of the Galaxy and Avengers: Infinity War, it kinda looks like Chris has just finished asking for his hand in marriage.

    And so what was James's response to said marriage proposal from one of the most desirable men on the planet?

    I beg your pardon, James?

    You declined a marriage proposal from Chris Pratt? I'm trying not to take personal offence to this but wow.

    Anyway, Chris was pretty gracious in rejection and took it on the chin without too much fuss.

    I guess it's because Chris isn't exactly short on marriage proposals himself.

    @prattprattpratt I'll marry you, Chris. I'm not gay, but I mean... you're Chris Pratt.

    And he can always rely on Chris Hemsworth, right?

    @prattprattpratt Well, one man's loss is another man's gain. Right, @chrishemsworth?

    Or, you know, I'm sure if he got on one knee on a beach in the Caribbean while a string quartet played an instrumental version of "Into You", somebody would say yes.