If you don't know what Stan Twitter is, you've clearly never been dragged before. Basically it's where superfans obsessively tweet, support, and defend their faves. It's a pretty amusing place on the internet, if slightly savage...
BopCancelledFlopIt's what she deservesI am SHAKINGShookWe stanWigWig flewWig levitatingWig found on MarsI am baldSnatchedYAAAAAAAAASShe did THATWe been knewDelete your accountKeep it#[insertperson]IsOverPartyDedlooooooollmaooooasdfghjkljSisGo offTeaShadySnakeRatI am cryingYour fave could neverDragMomDadDaddyQueenomgShe snappedIf you never use caps in your tweets, even if it's the letter iAlso you never use grammar even if it's a whole 280-character tweetAnd if you've put a "x" at the end of a tweet to be shady
Only A True Twitter Stan Has Tweeted At Least 28 Of These Things
You're definitely not a part of Stan Twitter. If you have a Twitter account, you don't use it to hunt down anybody bad-mouthing your favourite artist or shout about how they've snatched your wig with their latest single. You've remained innocent thus far, and it's probably best to keep it that way!
You definitely have your favourites that you love to tweet about, but you wouldn't go to war for them with strangers online. You just can't be bothered to argue with people you don't know, and more to the point, everybody's allowed to like who they want. Not everybody has to be the same!
You're neck deep in Stan Twitter and it's waaaay too late for you to turn back now, unless you make a brand new account. You'll defend your fave to the death and won't let anybody discredit them and their success. But along the way you might get dragged, and some might say those fateful words: "It's what she deserves."