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This Conspiracy Theory That Adele And Sam Smith Are Actually The Same Person Is Pretty Convincing

Hello, it's me...Sam Smith.

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Hi, hello, and welcome to a new edition of CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT ARE 100% TRUE. I'm glad you could be here with us, because today we'll be discussing Adele and Sam Smith.

So you might've heard rumours on the internet for a while now that Adele and Sam Smith are the same person. It's been going on for years, mostly because people realised that when one releases new music, the other disappears from the spotlight.

when Adele disappears Sam Smith shows up, when Sam Smith disappears Adele shows up......never seen them in a room together either.

But now I present to you brand-new evidence that could just blow this case wide open. If you're sure you want to continue, grab your headphones and give this a listen.

Did you know that when you slow down Adele it’s actually Sam Smith


And I'm clearly not the only person to hear Sam Smith because people are freaking the fuck out.

@jesse21valona @nrsyrfnsln As soon as my brain recognises his voice......

I don't want to spread rumours that might not be true but... well...

Can it be classed as a conspiracy theory if it's true?

@jesse21valona Adele & Sam Smith: A Conspiracy Theory.


Anyway, fans didn't stop there. Adele slowed down sounds like Sam Smith, but what about the other way around?

@jesse21valona now somebody gotta speed up Sam Smith and see if it's actually Adele

Well, see for yourself.

Yeah...not so much.

@notsohugingbear @caucasiantwink @jesse21valona It sounds like halsey 💀

So does that mean we should put the theory in the bin? Not so fast — we're not finished here yet.


Except when I searched on Getty Images for a picture of the pair of them together, such a picture didn't exist. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON, GODDAMMIT!

And when you compare the two, they're basically the same: Both sing about love and heartbreak; both have Oscars, Golden Globes, and a shit ton of Grammys; both sang Bond theme songs...I'm trying to keep my cool but this is: wild.

So now you've been presented with the evidence, what do you think? Are Adele and Sam Smith the same person?