Hi, hello, and welcome to a new edition of CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT ARE 100% TRUE. I'm glad you could be here with us, because today we'll be discussing Adele and Sam Smith.
And, more specifically, how they're literally the same goddamn person. Confused? Hold on to your wigs ladies, this investigation is about to blow your mind.
So you might've heard rumours on the internet for a while now that Adele and Sam Smith are the same person. It's been going on for years, mostly because people realised that when one releases new music, the other disappears from the spotlight.
But now I present to you brand-new evidence that could just blow this case wide open. If you're sure you want to continue, grab your headphones and give this a listen.
OK guys, I don't want to make you panic but this is serious because that sounds like Sam goddamn Smith singing "Hello" and I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
And I'm clearly not the only person to hear Sam Smith because people are freaking the fuck out.
I don't want to spread rumours that might not be true but... well...
Can it be classed as a conspiracy theory if it's true?
Anyway, fans didn't stop there. Adele slowed down sounds like Sam Smith, but what about the other way around?
Well, see for yourself.
Yeah...not so much.
Surely two of the most famous and awarded singers, who happen to both be British, would have taken a photo together at some point, which would prove this theory wrong.
Except when I searched on Getty Images for a picture of the pair of them together, such a picture didn't exist. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON, GODDAMMIT!
And when you compare the two, they're basically the same: Both sing about love and heartbreak; both have Oscars, Golden Globes, and a shit ton of Grammys; both sang Bond theme songs...I'm trying to keep my cool but this is: wild.
So now you've been presented with the evidence, what do you think? Are Adele and Sam Smith the same person?