Hi, hello, and welcome to a new edition of CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT ARE 100% TRUE. I'm glad you could be here with us, because today we'll be discussing Adele and Sam Smith.
And, more specifically, how they're literally the same goddamn person. Confused? Hold on to your wigs ladies, this investigation is about to blow your mind.
So you might've heard rumours on the internet for a while now that Adele and Sam Smith are the same person. It's been going on for years, mostly because people realised that when one releases new music, the other disappears from the spotlight.
when Adele disappears Sam Smith shows up, when Sam Smith disappears Adele shows up......never seen them in a room together either.
But now I present to you brand-new evidence that could just blow this case wide open. If you're sure you want to continue, grab your headphones and give this a listen.
Did you know that when you slow down Adele it’s actually Sam Smith
OK guys, I don't want to make you panic but this is serious because that sounds like Sam goddamn Smith singing "Hello" and I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
And I'm clearly not the only person to hear Sam Smith because people are freaking the fuck out.
@jesse21valona @nrsyrfnsln As soon as my brain recognises his voice......
I don't want to spread rumours that might not be true but... well...
@jesse21valona
Can it be classed as a conspiracy theory if it's true?
@jesse21valona Adele & Sam Smith: A Conspiracy Theory.
Anyway, fans didn't stop there. Adele slowed down sounds like Sam Smith, but what about the other way around?
@jesse21valona now somebody gotta speed up Sam Smith and see if it's actually Adele
Well, see for yourself.
@caucasiantwink @jesse21valona
Yeah...not so much.
@notsohugingbear @caucasiantwink @jesse21valona It sounds like halsey 💀
So does that mean we should put the theory in the bin? Not so fast — we're not finished here yet.