1.So Pokémon Go basically took over everybody's life, but it didn't take long for gay men to realise something.
2.It was basically an epiphany. A true eureka moment.
3.I mean, just look at the general rules for both apps and try to tell me they aren't basically the same.
4.The similarities don't end there. Just look at the calibre of men/Pokémon you're faced with.
5.And of course you get super excited when you find something you want to add to your collection.
6.Thanks, Kelis, but we no longer need a milkshake to bring the boys to our yard.
7.TBH, Pokémon Go might be a brand-new thing for everybody else, but it's basically just an upgrade of Grindr for gay men. A Grindr 2.0, if you will.
8.Somebody even came up with the genius plan to COMBINE the two apps.
9.It got out of hand very quickly.
10.But try and locate the lie? IT'S NOT THERE.
11.There are slight differences between Grindr and Pokémon Go, however. Just think back to those nights you couldn't be bothered to get laid.
12.And this is obviously probably leading to a tip in the scales.
13.No longer will the Grindr notification ring loud and clear on Fire Island. Instead, hordes of gay men will come together, capturing exotic Pokémon and battling for more than just who tops and who bottoms.
14.So basically who needs to find a husband when you can find Pokémon?
15.Because let's face it, catching Pokémon probably has a better chance of success. :((((
16.But if you can't be bothered to go out catching Pokémon, you don't have to feel left out, because you can just go back to that trusty old app.