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19 Team GB Athletes That Will Make You Thirsty As Hell

I've never felt so patriotic.

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1. Greg Rutherford, athletics.

Instagram: @gregjrutherford

It's easy to see why Greg competes in the long jump, amirite?

2. James Ellington, athletics.

Instagram: @jimmyells

The important question: Who is the other person in this picture, and how do we get his job of relaxing with James Ellington after a long day of training?

3. Chijindu Ujah, athletics.

And the gold medal for best butt of the Olympics goes to...
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And the gold medal for best butt of the Olympics goes to...

4. Tom Daley and Daniel Goodfellow, diving.

Instagram: @dannielgoodfellow

It's a wonder those little speedos can keep them all contained. Wouldn't it be a shame if they were to just accidentally slip off and go floating to the other side of the pool?

5. Chris Mears, diving.

Instagram: @mearschris93

What that tongue do?

6. Jack Laugher, diving.

Instagram: @jacklaugher

Here's Jack, waiting for his post-dive rubdown. I would ask if there are any volunteers but I've decided to take one for the team. It's a hard job, but somebody's got to do it.

7. Freddie Woodward, diving.

Instagram: @freddiebevis

I've lost count of how many packs the divers have between them tbh.

8. Chris Walker-Hebborn, swimming.

Instagram: @walkerhebborn

Could those speedos be any smaller? May as well have them off altogether. Hand them over, Chris.

9. Josh Kelly, boxing.

Instagram: @joshkelly07

What's better than one Josh Kelly? Two, of course.

10. Qais Ashfaq, boxing.

Instagram: @qais_ashfaq

:heart_eyes_emoji:

11. Anthony Fowler, boxing.

Instagram: @afowler06

Imagine what those biceps could do. *fans self*

12. Phil Burgess, rugby.

Rugby seems an all-around rough and tough game, but with this tank running towards you, you'd be forgiven for wanting to take part.
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Rugby seems an all-around rough and tough game, but with this tank running towards you, you'd be forgiven for wanting to take part.

13. Will Satch, rowing.

Instagram: @will_satch

A beautiful beard for a beautiful man. He even comes with daisies. What a babe.

14. Lutalo Muhammad, taekwondo.

Instagram: @lutalomuhammad

Just look at that cheeky smile. It's enough to make hearts melt.

15. Luke Patience, sailing.

Instagram: @lukepatience

There's something very mischievous about Luke's face, like he's been up to no good but knows you're going to forgive him anyway.

16. Liam Phillips, cycling (BMX).

Can we ride your BMX, Liam?
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Can we ride your BMX, Liam?

17. Louis Smith, gymnastics.

Instagram: @louissmith1989

I wouldn't mind straddling Louis's pommel horse and spinning about for gold tbh.

18. Max Whitlock, gymnastics.

Instagram: @maxwhitlock

A man in a suit is always a winner. Being a gymnast just adds extra points.

19. In fact, the gymnastics team in general.

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Louis Smith, Nile Wilson, Kristian Thomas, Max Whitlock, and Brinn Bevan. I... Who... Where do you even start!?