"Our DILF, who art between our sheets,
Felicia be thy name.
Thy kingdom cum, good gay sex will be done,
On this bed as it is in porn.
Give us this day our daily bred,
And forgive us our sins,
As we forgive those who don't douche before us.
Lead us not into threesomes,
But deliver us a fantastic orgasm.
For thine is the kingdom, the power bottom
And the dom top, for ever and ever.