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This Colour Test Will Reveal What Kind Of Masturbator You Are

The romantic masturbator likes to set the mood when they're getting down and dirty with themselves. Candles, incense, and chilled music are a romantic masturbator's must haves.

Romantic masturbator

The wham, bam, thank you ma'am masturbator likes to get the job over and done with as soon as possible. They don't like to mess about, they just want to get off as quick as possible so they can get on to doing something more important.

Wham, bam, thank you ma'am masturbator

The constant masturbator is always masturbating; they just can't stop! They usually have more than one a day and they can't remember the last time they went an entire day without relieving themselves.

Constant masturbator

The thrill seeking masturbator will do the dirty in a bunch of strange and interesting places. The thrill of being caught is pretty exciting and really gets them off.

Thrill seeking masturbator

The thorough masturbator likes to take their time getting themselves off. They take all the time they need to really enjoy themselves and make sure the job is done properly.

Thorough masturbator

The non-masturbator doesn't really engage in playing the one-man band. They just don't feel the need and probably prefer actually having sex instead.

Non-masturbator

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This Colour Test Will Reveal What Kind Of Masturbator You Are

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