There's no time to mess around with introductions – this is important. Lindsay Lohan just tweeted Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Beyoncé asking them to come to her birthday. Like, seriously.
OK, now I've got that out of my system we can start from the beginning. Everybody remembers the iconic trio: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.
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They represent the peak of pop and celebrity culture in 2007, just FYI.
Well, if you thought all that was in the past, THINK AGAIN, because Lindsay clearly wants to replicate old times. And I, for one, am absolutely here for it.
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That's me, reaching to a higher power to say thank you for this blessing.
Thinking about the RSVP list, Britney is currently touring in Asia, so she probably won't be able to make it to Mykonos.
Paris is clearly still living The Simple Life, so maybe she can make it.
Unfortunately for Lindsay, Beyoncé has literally just given birth (apparently), so I'm not sure she'll be able to attend the party either. Damnit.
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I'm not 100% sure why Lindsay decided to invite Beyoncé. But tbf if I was throwing a birthday party and could invite anybody, Bey would be on my list too.
But let's not get caught up in reality (how boring!). I for one will spend the rest of the day imagining a glamorous party in Mykonos where Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Beyoncé are living it up. I advise you do the same – it's much more fun.
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