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Are These British Pub Names Real Or Did I Make Them Up?

The Swan With Two Necks can be located in Newcastle Upon Tyne.

It's real!

The Skiving Scholar is located in Plymouth.

Unfortunately for you, there will be no creamy pints available at The Pensioners Leg as it doesn't exist. If it did, it would be sure to be your grandma's favourite boozer.

It's not a real pub!

Sorry lads this isn't a real watering hole. I imagine if it were though, they would serve up some banging signature cocktails.

My Father's Moustache is located in Lough, Lincolnshire.

Sadly, there will be no fine ales in The Cheeky Little Goose as it's not a real pub. If anyone wants to take this name and use it for their newly erected pub, I will happily oblige in exchange for free pints for life and a plate of sausage and mash.

Sorry patrons The Dirt On My Shoe is not a real pub and that's kind of a good thing because in my mind, this pub only serves farty ales and we all know we need more variety than just farty ales.

The Drunken Duck is located in Ambelside, Cumbria.

Sadly Pin The Tail On The Donkey is not a real establishment. But if it were, you bet it would have one heck of a selection of crisps! I'm talking Space Raiders, Frazzles, Scampi Fries, Discos – the lot!

Oh no me old mucker, this aint' a real cockney drinking 'ole sorry I've told a little pork pie. Don't get all Richard and Judy with me, if you don't like it, pick up the dog and bone and call the Old Bill. Arrest me why don't ya!

Bunch Of Carrots is a real pub located in Hampton Bishop, Hereford.

it's real!

I Am The Only Running Footman is a real pub located in London.

It's real

Poosie Nansie's is a real pub located in Mauchline, Ayrshire.

The Old Ball Bag is not a real pub but if it were it would be a favourite amongst 5-a-side football teams. The only downside of this would be that it would smell like sweaty shin pads and pork pies.

Sorry to disappoint old boy but Tally-ho Sweet Prince is not a real watering hole. The closest experience I can think of that would replicate what I think this pub would be if you necked a pint of stout in your garden shed.

The Bucket of Blood is located in Hayle, Cornwall.

It's a real pub!

You're not a British pub aficionado sadly. You've sunk a few pints in a couple of Red Lions and Blue Posts, but other than that you're not really a Great British Boozer.

Your British pub knowledge is pretty darn good, You can mostly spot the real ones from the fake. You definitely enjoy a tipple at your local and can often be caught on a Wednesday night doing the quiz with your team Tequila Mockingbird.

You are a Great British Boozer! You definitely know the real pubs from the fake ones because you can always be found down the pub. You do the meat raffle at your local and the bar staff all know your order. On a Friday night you can be found blaring out the words to _My Way_ by Frank Sinatra. Grab yourself the usual, you've earned it!

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