Buzz·Posted on 18 Dec 201921 Hilarious Christmas Tweets That Had Me Belly LaughingDie Hard is a Harry Potter movie.by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. jay. @Jayzinq As it’s December 1st it’s only right to post this video 12:41 AM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious me - “hello” Guy whose entire identity is built around arguing that Die Hard is a Christmas movie - “hey man, what’s your favourite Christmas movie? You might find mine... a little controversial to say the least” 06:07 AM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Saberspark @Saberspark when your parents get divorced but now you get to celebrate Christmas twice 03:30 AM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. SHANE @shane_reaction_ Mary and Joseph when they found out there was no room at the inn 04:55 PM - 07 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Luke Bailey @imbadatlife utterly obsessed with this american site that has confused mince with mincemeat, and created this abomination 04:25 PM - 09 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. elijah daniel @elijahdaniel hope i get serotonin for christmas 12:57 AM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. Eddy Burback @eddyburback half of 50’s christmas songs are just like “hooby dooby haha hee it’s christmas time again” 06:42 AM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Dan Amira @DanAmira Dude in the last Christmas song gave his heart to someone who gave it away literally the NEXT DAY. Didn’t even need to mull it over, just got rid of it immediately. How do you misjudge a situation that badly 04:18 AM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. J.R. McGrail 📎 @JRMcGrail Baking hack: Chop off Angel head for a homemade Baby Yoda cookie cutter. 08:22 PM - 15 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Me, writing a work e-mail: Here we fuckin' go, scorched earth time, this shit is gonna blow some goddamn minds Text of the e-mail: Hey I'm so sorry it took five minutes for me to reply, I unfortunately will not be able to work on Christmas day but I can check my availability for 01:49 AM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jesse McLaren @McJesse Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie. 09:19 PM - 10 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mat 🏳️🌈 @matchu_chutrain Three months ago I was crying every single day when I drove home from work because I was so unhappy with my life. I’m still doing that but now I get to listen to Christmas music simultaneously 09:05 PM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Joe Lycett @joelycett I simply must go (Baby it's cold outside) The answer is no (But baby it's cold outside) The neighbours might think (I will say I was at Woking Pizza Express) 06:27 PM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Pre K ❄️ @stayfrea_ Christmas is really in two weeks and everyone’s gift is still at the store 😭 01:59 AM - 10 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ☃️ Luis Vercetti ☃️ @97Vercetti to the people who put antlers & a nose on their car for xmas u cant trick me .. i know its a car 06:19 PM - 15 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor "Order now and get yours in time for Xmas!" 01:36 AM - 12 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 𝙩 ★·.·´¯`·.·★ @thomasjeferstan does anyone else’s family hide a tiny pickle ornament in the christmas tree and whoever finds it gets to open the first present or am i a different kind of white 04:09 PM - 15 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. savannah claus @savisawhore the christmas tree: my cat: 10:18 PM - 16 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Erin War on Christmas Ryan @morninggloria If they celebrate Christmas in the Harry Potter universe then also in that universe does Jesus exist and was he a wizard 02:41 AM - 15 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. silent nate @MNateShyamalan hello, i’m an adult in a christmas movie. i don’t believe in santa but have also never bought my children even one of the presents they receive every year. they just appear and i am fine with this reality. this is neither confusing nor horrifying 05:29 PM - 14 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite