Buzz·Posted on 25 Dec 2020202 British Tweets From 2020 That Prove No Matter What, Brits Are Hilarious"I can’t believe it really is house every weekend"by by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed Staff, by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 2020 has been, for the most part, a year to forget, but thankfully British Twitter has kept us laughing all the way through. Here are the very best tweets from this year: 1. Hannah J Davies @hannahjdavies Tfw your Piccadilly line service is haunted by a Victorian shoe shine boy 11:48 PM - 09 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jo aaron lilford @jolilford I just aggressively removed two bottles of prosecco from our trolley, proclaiming crossly “Neither of us likes prosecco. It’s bloody horrible” The gentleman moved away from me at speed. We had not met before. It was neither my trolley nor my husband. 04:11 PM - 30 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. yusuf. @19_dsj Just tried these on, tried to walk away and I stumbled 01:01 PM - 06 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Bobby Palmer @thebobpalmer Just witnessed a child in a zero waste shop yell ‘LENTILS’ before opening the lentil pipe and allowing them to gush forth. Chaos. Lentils everywhere 01:16 PM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. joe @jxeker watching The Masked Singer with my dad and he goes “I think it’s Madonna” yeah Ray it’s definitely the world’s best selling female artist of all time with a net worth of $600 million singing on ITV at 7pm on a Saturday night dressed as a hench yellow duck 07:24 PM - 04 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mark Smith @marksmithstuff 2020 is cancelled 07:27 PM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. gill @cav0rting didn’t realise this wid get so much attention but it’s from @AquariumNZ they post naughty and good penguins of the month every month and it’s great content (I reccomend) xxx 08:58 PM - 09 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Laura @fairycakes My postman has left his sack on my doorstep. What does this mean? Am I the postman now? 02:33 PM - 13 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. chloe kennedy @LeoInLaurent will someone please tell me what he is wearing???? 02:20 AM - 11 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lee Peart @itsleepeart A guy who I was meant to go on a date with has now cancelled on me three times. I just sent him a message saying ‘I swear I just saw you in a corner shop in Notting Hill’ and sent him this and he blocked me 😂 04:08 PM - 18 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Reg @RegGBlinker Who knew? Uh.... literally every woman who’s ever worked with a man. 06:39 PM - 15 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. JW @jwelch1993 "What's England like?" 08:10 PM - 17 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. sarameagher @SaraMeagher1 lost my phone in the alps in a club and someone handed it into the bar ! i found this vid the next day and i love her please twitter help 08:45 PM - 12 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Amanda @Pandamoanimum No matter how many times I watch this video, it makes me laugh every single time. [sound up] 11:34 AM - 27 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane [to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Birmingham Aldi: Went in to buy just some coffee and butter and bread, Left with twelve sheds 08:37 PM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Tachyon: @Tachyon100 Quick question: Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake" ? It's for a work email so has to sound professional. 07:29 AM - 27 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sara @tinyredbook I don't make the rules sorry 05:37 PM - 28 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. sophie power @XSophiepower CRYING omg they did not see her there 09:41 PM - 28 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Joe @goulcher social media jobs be like: Do you know your TikTok from your Facebook? have you ever heard of or seen "a computer"? Then you just might be perfect for our SOCIAL MEDIA DIRECTOR job, running every online element of our business £13k, Slough 02:48 PM - 29 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Chubss @mxhmudaaa Me in primary getting up to collect my star of the week certificate for assembly 07:27 PM - 29 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Helen Kingston @kingstonwrites Still haunted by my GCSE German speaking exam when the examiner asked what I liked doing and I said reading and she asked what books I liked and I panicked and said the name of the only book I knew the title of in German. Yeah, that one. 11:38 AM - 19 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Hannah Jane Parkinson @ladyhaja why is the best story of 2020 being ignored, is what i want to know 05:13 PM - 21 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Niall Gray @NiallGray Why was every school disco DJ like this 04:45 PM - 20 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman Wow I love Enya 06:48 PM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. court 🎅🏻🎄☃️❄️ @courtputtock be honest lads why r u all actually like this 12:21 AM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Aleesha Khaliq @a_leesha1 My mum, a northerner in London, keeps calling central London the “town centre” 😡😡😩😩 12:42 AM - 09 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. moth dad @innesmck welcome to england 12:44 PM - 08 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Grace Dent @gracedent This week’s Guardian restaurant column is about a northern chip shop. This comment has kept me awake. I. I just. What. 08:08 AM - 08 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. fatuma @fatumakhaireh Do you remember when Bridget Jones was considered a loser for having a full-time job in PR and having our own flat in zone one London and being single at 32 😂 03:42 PM - 09 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Tom Hale🐐 @tommyhale91 Where the hell is this and what have they done with London? 02:27 PM - 09 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Ryan Storey @RyanStorey_9 https://t.co/aNcTCXB8ad 01:32 PM - 08 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Dolly H Alderton @dollyalderton at what age does buying a round of tequila shots for a group of friends turn from being a generous act of love to being a pain in the fucking arse for everyone 10:55 AM - 11 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Joe Gunn @joegunn Me guessing the masked singer 08:40 AM - 10 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. evie somers @eviesomers A small 13 (maybe 12) year old boy just yelled at me ‘you’re too fit to be taking out the bins’ and he is so right 10:15 PM - 08 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Nezuko 🎋 #ENDSARS @Boladayy Trains are cancelled cause of the wind, but uni expects me to still come in??? What makes them think I’m stronger than a train 11:13 AM - 10 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. nathan foad @nathan_foad the one gay extra in 1917 05:47 PM - 09 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman what if Greta Thunberg is in a kind of Ferris Bueller situation where she just wanted one day off school and it’s spiralled out of control 09:48 AM - 05 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. J @bombanta imagine raising a child with a manny or brum accent “Daddeh am oongreh” nah g stay hungry loool 07:18 PM - 05 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Ding Dong! Emily On High🎄 @_emilyoram When the platform is announced at Euston 01:55 PM - 04 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Dan Beasley-Harling @DBeasleyHarling It appears that my husband and I haven’t managed adaquately explain our relationship to the children. They thought we were brothers 🤔😂 09:08 PM - 30 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. emilie @anygirlfriday just nibbling on a free sample at Costa and asked the server what the cake was and she said oh that’s just someone’s leftovers they’ve put on the counter so that’s wonderful good job me 02:26 PM - 19 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Dayna McAlpine @daynamcalpine_ my friend only shaves if she knows she’s 100% going to be having sex bc ‘there’s no point peeling a tattie if yer no going to mash it’ 11:04 AM - 17 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. bex christmas hat @bexchat Katy Perry: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? 13 year old me: 01:32 AM - 15 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow Sometimes I think I’ve got my shit together and then I remember we still only have a cheese grater I won in a cracker 11:53 AM - 20 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. nah @__nah62 My customer service voice vs my real voice https://t.co/1FBTyOPIG1 11:11 PM - 16 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. OnlyZans🇯🇲 @OnlyZans If Princess Diana was still alive I think Beyoncé would’ve sent her the Ivy Park collection 08:34 AM - 16 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. KXVIN @kxvnsms Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio on the set of Titanic (1997) 07:39 PM - 17 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. sophie (deck the) hall(s) 🎄 @SophLouiseHall Girls Aloud in 2006 10:53 AM - 28 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. LJ. 🎄💝 @shesgonestella Babe are you ok? I said ‘auto glass repair’ and you didn’t say ‘auto glass replace’ ? 04:59 PM - 26 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Louis Staples @LouisStaples "who bullied you?" civil servants: 10:09 AM - 21 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. Melissa @_melissastory_ You won, Cornwall. Enjoy the tier 1, I hope it makes you very happy. 11:38 AM - 26 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. Daniel 🪁 @somedanielguy No one: Girls for literally no reason at all: 05:32 PM - 02 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. Morgane le Fay☾ @morgancrawf When Hermes emails you to say 'we've got your parcel' it feels more like a threat than an update doesn't it. 04:28 PM - 27 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Jake McBain @JakeMC_ 2020.avi 08:03 PM - 24 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. owen @owencfcc Bob the builders friends when he's depressed https://t.co/YSq0wBmThy 08:59 PM - 10 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. Alex Collinson @Alex__Collinson News in 2020 NME in 2011 🤝 Really excited about vaccines 12:22 PM - 09 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. ikran @ikran me aged 13 reading a series of unfortunate events https://t.co/PbakodwWjG 02:24 PM - 05 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. alex @alexotway nothing beats a uk election night. i don't want algorithms and shiny graphics i want shadow chancellors losing their jobs on tv in a leisure centre at 3am 12:38 AM - 04 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. (Tiny) Tom Neenan @TNeenan Just caught a glimpse of myself on a Zoom and immediately regretted it 02:08 PM - 29 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. Rachel 🪆 @RachelDocca From Paris to Boleyn 07:41 PM - 04 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. Lampard Cultist @MadMontana When you get a shit present for Christmas & you have to pretend that you love it 😭😭 04:34 PM - 04 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. AD🥇#EndSARS🇳🇬 @98Toks Me when I delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal 04:29 PM - 04 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. Soph @SophGalustian so my mum bought a lamb for £20 so it doesn’t get killed tomorrow and is planning to keep her in the garden with the dogs???? Honestly wish I could say I’m surprised but it’s very her 11:56 PM - 04 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. Niall Gray @NiallGray Why does every Fairground worker sound the same 05:14 PM - 02 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. Chris Godfrey @ChrisPJGodfrey I will never get over the fact Nigella isn't pictured in any of the recipes on her website except for Slut's Spaghetti 05:53 PM - 21 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams I think it might be me. https://t.co/Polij8JJr1 08:09 AM - 22 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. king crimson - blisscipline @mattrbliss the year is 2010 and a woman in Coventry has just pushed a cat in a bin. literally everyone you know online is whipped into a frenzy about it; some call for the return of the death penalty. "That was odd", you think afterwards. Every day of the next decade is like this. 09:40 PM - 24 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. Hannah Thompson @HLThompson93 What’s it like living with anxiety: 12:03 PM - 27 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. Sean Bernard @seanbgoneill when your colleagues ask how your weekend was after a big one x 05:39 PM - 07 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 70. John Niven HQ @estellecostanza Tips for those of you about to start working from home... 1) Wanking. Get to love it. 2) lunch. It’s a big thing. Your entire day will hinge around this. 3) The Postman. They will appear when you are wanking. 4) Radio on ok. TV on bad. 5) Wanking. 08:25 PM - 09 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. 🅡🅞🅖🅔🅡 🅐 🅑🅡🅞🅦🅝 🕷 @SassenachExile God bless Americans. Skye this weekend. 12:43 PM - 08 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. Skribz @OfficialSkribz Remember GCSE art exams? I swear art students were stuck in that exam for like 3 days with no food, water or sleep. 02:33 PM - 09 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. Caleb @CalebFemi_ a student I used to teach is now a signed drill rapper. Now I'm attentively listening to his music for any 'my teacher said I won't be shit' lyrics ....cos I too will pull up to studio 08:55 AM - 12 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. Chloe Melon🍉 @ChloeOhanlon Sobbing 10:42 PM - 09 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. joD @jodiedodrill At Darcy’s 21st theres a video of her getting her cake and everyone singing happy birthday and in the back u hear her cousin screaming “get your titssss out” and then her Aunty saying “josh! That’s your cousin” 02:38 PM - 09 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. Jake McBain @JakeMC_ Sharon.avi 07:47 PM - 08 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. Roger Mac Ginty @rogermacginty I am 30 minutes into home schooling my 6 year old. I suggest that all school teachers are paid £1m per year from now on. 08:59 AM - 16 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. honey-roasted ham @jellyrabbits bae: come over me: can’t, in self isolation bae: my parents aren’t home me: 11:32 AM - 17 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. director saz @sarahlostctrl i love how all the pasta in sainsburys is sold out except lasagne sheets even in a pandemic people are like fuck this I’m not making a whole ass lasagne 02:05 PM - 15 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. Gervinho @Alexander4oom Borrowed £10 from a girl I was dating. Paid her back the same day. When it went sour she told people she financially supported me when I had no job. 02:44 PM - 15 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. 10TAVY @10TAVY day 9 in quarantine: On my way to working from home 12:26 PM - 17 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. Nicola Coughlan @nicolacoughlan I know this time of self isolation is hard and scary for people but however bad you are feeling- please, please don’t consider starting your own podcast Straight men under the age of 35 are particularly vulnerable to this and we all need to be vigilant of the dangers x 04:27 PM - 16 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. Rachel @OpenMindMH Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots. Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise 👍 11:03 PM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston everyone making lockdown banana bread 11:39 AM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. Jon Brown @beardandbible I don’t know who made this but they deserve an award 11:38 AM - 01 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. Evie Lancaster @EvieLancaster What precautions are you all taking during the global pandemic? My mum is bathing her Tesco delivery 07:59 PM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. Gold, Frankincense and Emma @Emzlina Me telling my gran over the phone that Boris has corona virus 11:50 AM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. Kevin Cecil @kevcecil As the city empties, our indigenous wildlife is coming down from the mountains around London. Nature will find a way. 01:21 PM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. Imogen West-Knights @ImogenWK do you think the pub is thinking about us 10:27 PM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. joe heenan @joeheenan My son lost a tooth last night. I just saved myself £2 07:52 AM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. Janey Godley @JaneyGodley “I don’t want to see any of you out there, I run my toe up the crack of yer ass” #janeygodleyvoiceover #nicolasturgeon #COVIDー19 06:23 PM - 22 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1 09:01 PM - 23 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. Sophia Smith Galer @sophiasgaler positively phenomenal use of the BBC News theme tune. Little does she know this is actually how we make the news 11:54 AM - 24 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel I'm coming out of my cage That's a £30 fine 10:31 PM - 24 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. Carmine Zuigiber @username16686 Prince William after hearing Prince Charles has got the covid 12:46 PM - 25 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. Mark @markrpr “What are you up to today?” 08:05 PM - 25 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 97. Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston God designing 2020 11:28 AM - 25 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. Richard V. Hirst @vivmondo Took this photo at my local park this afternoon. Makes me livid 😠 02:12 PM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. Tom Whyman @HealthUntoDeath 06:29 PM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. mitch @limitedmitch UK rappers in Drake’s comments whenever he posts on IG 09:21 PM - 08 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 101. Amanda @Pandamoanimum Loved this moment in the Queen’s speech. 07:13 PM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 102. Héloïse @He10ise Aww, so cute! Some local children made this for all of the doctors in my hospital 🥰 07:10 PM - 07 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 103. J T @JamesTiffin_ I can’t believe it really is house every weekend 03:28 PM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 104. Tuppence Pennyapple III @fabulucy I bloody love Jamie Oliver’s Keep Cooking and Carry On because he says you can substitute ingredients for ones you do have in the cupboard. I made his Aubergine Curry Dal with Herby Flatbreads tonight. 05:01 PM - 06 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 105. Chloe Petts @ChloePetts Told my mum she was the best mum in the world this morning and she goes ‘well what about my mum?’ so now I’m sat here having to slag off gran to save an argument 09:55 AM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 106. sophie thompson @sophxthompson A child in my village drew this and put it in the window and honestly same 12:42 PM - 07 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 107. Joe @JBDT Best chat up line ever, if you’re a postie ! #coronavirusuk 08:25 PM - 03 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 108. Ivor Baddiel @Ivorbaddiel Adorable moment man interrupted by his son on live TV 12:18 PM - 19 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 109. Nooruddean @BeardedGenius Greg Wallace, aggressively pushing out farts in various poses, whilst maintaining eye contact. 10:56 AM - 19 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 110. Rosa Falcini @rosa_falcini I thought the personalised message was for the driver not the pods 😂 oops 12:36 PM - 18 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 111. Daz @Darrah_lindsay Omfg best one yet 😭😭😭😭 04:58 PM - 20 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 112. schwitzy @LukeOfTheGang My youngest has been banging on about “prank week” and has been royally pranking us all day. Little does she know, her father is the prank master Both of them panicking now, the bonus is that their sadness has brought a hush into the house. 09:58 AM - 21 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 113. Cantsleigh bells ring 🎅🎁🎄 @cantsey I think about Brooklyn Beckham's photography book quite often 09:31 AM - 20 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 114. sharon beales festive weave @sharon_weave Why does young Katy Perry look exactly like jay from eastenders 08:35 PM - 21 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 115. Steve Hewitt-Richard @stevehew1965 Saw this home learning sign a parent had put in their window. 07:44 PM - 20 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 116. Beth McColl @imteddybless i’ve had such a nice day with my book. took it outside. took it back inside. rested a cup on it. put it on the shelf. took it off the shelf. didn’t open it but 03:21 PM - 19 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 117. Miss S @teachinginge My Nan’s best friend lives at the end of the garden, so they open their adjoining gate (best friend goals), take a chair and sit and talk to each other either side wearing their masks. It was today I found out that this is the mask my Nan has been wearing. 06:02 PM - 23 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 118. Planet Dave @_daviant Another day another stupid Excel chart 07:12 PM - 22 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 119. erin @tyrantsolo must admit it’s really nice not having my bank statement look like JD WETHERSPOON - £6.05 JD WETHERSPOON - £11.49 JD WETHERSPOON - £4.99 JD WETHERSPOON - £7.15 09:45 AM - 14 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 120. Jessica Smith @jessicaxamy Hows everyone’s lockdown going I’ve just bought a dildo signed into me mums eBay account 05:18 PM - 16 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 121. Andy Ha @AndyHa_ Do a dramatisation of this next, @ITV 09:04 PM - 14 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 122. Ira Rainey @IraRainey Emmanuel Macron gets ready to scare Fiona Bruce when she turns around. 09:16 PM - 13 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 123. joe @jxeker hermes when they realised everyone will be home for months so they can’t pretend they tried to deliver the packages anymore 11:34 AM - 14 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 124. jacques @flamencolambada lockdown is really making me forget about my favourite hobby - looking at restaurant menu PDFs in anticipation of eating there 😔😔😔 05:41 PM - 12 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 125. hol @HollySaynor1 hermes proper fucked me off yesterday 10:12 AM - 12 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 126. Marc @_marcjohnston7 Just walked in fae the shop with heidphones in and nearly had a fucking heart attack. My mother has finally lost it 06:57 PM - 11 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 127. Joe Lycett @joelycett girl are u the stock market? because you are behaving erratically and you fucked my mate’s dad 12:00 PM - 15 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 128. Will Hislop @WillDHislop feminist fuckboy on a date 03:41 PM - 10 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 129. ben @bathomas00 Facebook is unrivalled hahahahah 01:43 PM - 15 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 130. ✨ 𝙺𝚊𝚢 ✨ @Everybodys_Mum My boss’s new chair... 🧐 12:24 PM - 06 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 131. s(ant e. vaxxer)a c. laus @iamanthonyjames Not fixed the big one though, have you 05:24 PM - 15 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 132. 🦇 @RLM713_ I hate it here 10:37 AM - 18 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 133. three wise pams 👑 @alexandrakuri how I imagine the uk walked into brexit negotiations 09:02 AM - 17 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 134. sophie thompson @sophxthompson Today in things I didn’t expect to wake up to 09:21 AM - 17 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 135. wafi @wxfis Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off 09:13 AM - 17 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 136. George 💕 @georgiakelly123 Surely someone on the phone in work didn’t just say ‘Q for cucumber’ 🤣🤣🤣 09:48 AM - 16 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 137. ً @3dnzo weird looking brother https://t.co/W1Nw7XwmGJ 12:04 PM - 15 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 138. Legs @L3GSV Worst. Lanyard. Ever. 01:39 PM - 02 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 139. Laura @CoCoMaiPhillips There’s one guy on hinge who keeps insisting I come to his for a drink and refuses to meet out. It’s not my skin you will use for leather couch 05:29 PM - 03 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 140. Rob Holley @robholley excel waiting for that covid 10:59 AM - 05 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 141. Randall Norton @RandyNorton_ When ITV need to cast something 09:46 AM - 29 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 142. Officialgracie @OfficialGracie_ Not the second one😭 are you dating Alfie moon? https://t.co/GjGc5WCKPU 09:00 PM - 19 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 143. 🌟 GINA TONIC 🌟 @GlNATONIC think i might buy this and go as mrs hinch's settee for halloween 01:56 PM - 13 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 144. hollie🧚🏼♀️ @HolllieA thinking abt the mad clutch control peppa pig’s dad has you know always drivin up that steep hill 12:40 PM - 13 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 145. Ben @CEOofMicrosoft Morning of my dad's wedding, I was 14. Why do I look like a disgraced UKIP candidate 09:39 PM - 17 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 146. Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman the virus will be over by Christmas and on Christmas day the virus and the scientists will meet in no man's land for a game of football 11:18 AM - 17 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 147. Andrew @_A_n_d_r_e_w_s Love this picture of Adele being driven around by Noel Gallagher 09:15 PM - 27 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 148. poppy🦋 @poppyjohnsonnn RIP to all the kids that died for our entertainment on Raven on CBBC❤️ 12:20 AM - 29 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 149. amber @newplace2drown white middle class streetwear photographers be like ‘ i know a spot’ 08:34 PM - 29 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 150. Loveofhuns x @loveofhuns Me in my bedroom after watching George Sampson win Britain’s Got Talent 05:28 PM - 30 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 151. Mark @markedelic Just when I'd got over Prince Charles and his sausage fingers, along comes Noel Gallagher with the feet of a newborn baby. 07:12 AM - 02 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 152. maddison @maddisonfrog Absolutely love going into Lush now that their employees don’t come anywhere fucking near me 02:27 PM - 30 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 153. 🎄sarisha could be christmas everyday 🎄 @ISetSimsOnFire I think about Stormzy’s commentary on Jolene at least twice a day 07:49 PM - 01 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 154. Matty @Chialton Next door with top class grass banter. 04:56 PM - 01 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 155. Nick Walker @nickw84 Why does this photo look like Priti Patel is the new market inspector in EastEnders? 04:07 PM - 02 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 156. OleOutFC🇯🇲🇬🇾 @SmaddyMadda Michaela Coel's cheekbones are the only structure this country has rn 06:51 AM - 06 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 157. Loveofhuns x @loveofhuns Is Banksy ok ?? 07:02 PM - 06 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 158. loo roll @woozyyloo you write like groovy chick https://t.co/LIt11irAUH 06:05 PM - 06 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 159. holly🐝 @hollyhopkins_ young tories when people don’t want to be friends with them 09:57 PM - 07 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 160. Louise Jones @louisejonesetc me judging everyone on instastories 02:38 PM - 08 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 161. jord @JordStantonxx Jess Glynne and her mates getting turned away from sexy fish 05:08 PM - 07 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 162. Sean Maguire @SeanMaguir Love this picture of a family of evacuees fleeing World War 2 - shows that even in a crisis family is everything. 03:35 PM - 04 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 163. Andrew Ellis @Ellis_Samizdat Britain 2020 11:47 AM - 10 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 164. William Miller @William24625705 My daughter a nurse went to check her bank account and she has 36 claps left to last her till the end of the month. 04:15 PM - 09 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 165. Emma @emmwright_ Everyone just needs to appreciate how funny this is 12:23 PM - 07 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 166. B @BLewiskan This is a British schooling in a video 10:06 PM - 11 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 167. Aurélie @aurelietshiama I shouldn’t have to feel this anger alone. 01:34 PM - 14 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 168. 𝓔𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓼 𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 🏳️🌈 @Shibarianne #EatOutToHelpOut is trending in the UK and I am proud to hear such valuable sex advice reaching the masses. 12:10 PM - 08 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 169. Shirley Carter’s Festive Pussy @ShirleyPussy Lorraine Kelly should’ve won a BAFTA for this. I honestly thought I was watching Jodie Comer in Killing Eve 07:54 AM - 08 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 170. Dan Eggnog @dan_egg Me on Zoom, not listening to anything you’re saying https://t.co/FCVD1WyqwU 07:31 PM - 14 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 171. Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight Yeah I’m a gamer 08:16 PM - 15 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 172. mitch @limitedmitch My furloughed housemate coming in for some casual 4pm chit-chat 07:14 PM - 24 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 173. Dr. Heather De-Quincey @H_DeQuincey I think we need to stop calling it 'working from home' and start calling it 'living at work' 10:05 AM - 22 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 174. Scarlet Châppell @ScarletChappell Just farted on a zoom call and it lit my name up. I've been betrayed 09:09 PM - 20 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 175. will @getwellsoongeri boris: "the common sense of the british people is going to get us through this" the british people: 03:17 PM - 24 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 176. JillyWig @WrongJill When you order your girlfriend a personalised gin glass and get the option to add a note...... 08:26 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 177. t-tell miss venable im sorry @mikejohnno this was our last credible news source 06:48 PM - 15 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 178. Wembley Stadium @wembleystadium My plans 2020 07:04 PM - 19 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 179. Saddington 2 @2Saddington 07:49 PM - 29 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 180. Shane Bailey @ShaneBailey92 "I once took my wife and child on an hour's drive to test my eyesight" 04:11 PM - 25 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 181. Beth McColl @imteddybless at primary school someone i sat next to confessed to me via note that she had a big crush on Hercules from the 1997 animated film Hercules but ONLY when he dives into the Styx and becomes an old man. i felt sick about it for weeks. anyway i wonder if she’s doing well. this is him 05:27 PM - 04 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 182. Max Q ⚡ @Randy_Shannon legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it 08:33 PM - 05 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 183. Tom Hourigan @TomHourigan BBC staff have just been sent a wellbeing survey and I'm fairly confident this wasn't meant to be one of the questions 01:00 PM - 06 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 184. Dan @dancooledaily So Iceland have just released DipDab ice lollies and I left the sherbet on the side because I didn’t want it and now my mum thinks I’m dealing x 04:57 PM - 27 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 185. Harry C @HarryCluckingC Sorry Charlotte but I’m gonna have to call bullshit on this one... 02:29 PM - 27 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 186. Robyn Vinter @RobynVinter One of Enid Blyton's more adventurous stories https://t.co/wHXdwQolly 10:30 AM - 30 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 187. Poppy @popsmcevoy Still can’t believe I went for dyslexia screening but missed my appointment cause I read the date on the letter wrong 09:35 PM - 29 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 188. Ellis✨ @ellis_lee_x Honestly I’ve carried a child for 9 months for Sam to size compare her to a hoagie 08:46 PM - 30 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 189. Rhys James @rhysjamesy are you ok with this @NandosUK 06:17 PM - 10 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 190. Kiel Tulloch @KielTulloch Tricky start to the season for Pollen FC 05:57 PM - 10 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 191. james 💓 @hummusexualJR screaming at this email from my nan x 01:17 PM - 07 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 192. sophie thompson @sophxthompson Me hearing that I can’t see my friends or family but CAN go for a £1 thong haul at primark from 15th June 09:26 AM - 26 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 193. Alice Angliss @aliceangliss Would you like to start with scales or your pieces? 08:28 AM - 26 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 194. Tracy Hayden @moogyboobles Can’t see my cat approving of this substitution. 04:13 PM - 26 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 195. Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm Government: cleaners are allowed but not your parents Me: 06:56 AM - 14 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 196. ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ @PaulDock93 Dominic Cummings dresses like a combination of every character from the 1st season of Skins x 03:35 PM - 25 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 197. Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow British kids in schools if they finally change the history curriculum to feature colonialism: 06:56 AM - 05 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 198. YorubaPrincess🇳🇬👸🏾 @Simisolaaaa_ Stretch marks on my bum but the bum ain’t stretching???? 12:16 AM - 10 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 199. Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa British media reporting on the Black Lives Matter protests tomorrow. 🗞🤦🏽♂️ 06:16 PM - 07 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 200. Josh Weller @joshweller Bit worried all the mermaids are currently falling in love with slave owners 10:57 PM - 09 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 201. Ben @_Ben1999 Proper fiat 500 this like but how the fuck do we have 2 hands since birth yet me left hand is literally useless it makes no sense it’s been knockin about for 20 years an I can’t even brush me teeth with it without nearly harpooning meself 11:23 PM - 10 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 202. Pete Burns’ Confiscated Coat @harrisonjbrock Why’s he wearing Hagrid’s boots 12:15 PM - 08 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite