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This is a British schooling in a video
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I shouldn’t have to feel this anger alone.
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In the 2001 Royal Rumble, Kane wore a mask for 54 minutes and eliminated 11 people. You can wear one to Aldi.
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masks are sexy i feel like a flirty little assassin everytime i go to tesco why would you deprive yourself of that
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This time last year, life was so simple
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to this day im still confused as to what these actually are???😂😭
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Men over 35 in skinny jeans....
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I've had enough of Matt Hancock bringing his ukelele to interviews
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Lockdown Lockdown 2 Lockdown the third Lockdown forever after.
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I just saw Joanna Lumley in Sainsbury’s and all she has in her trolley is a bottle of champagne and some coriander and this is not a dream
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Craig mate, it's a £10 nando's voucher You're only meant to lick the boot, not deepthroat it https://t.co/OcZMFN9sVS
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Lockdown 2? Surprised it got a sequel, the first one was shit
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#EatOutToHelpOut is trending in the UK and I am proud to hear such valuable sex advice reaching the masses.
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Lorraine Kelly should’ve won a BAFTA for this. I honestly thought I was watching Jodie Comer in Killing Eve
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https://t.co/MwWmHKUGZV
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At the shops: I mustn’t buy a little chocolate treat When I get home: I wish I had a little chocolate treat
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thatcherism https://t.co/9vlKfWzZ0A
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every time my mum says to use ghee not butter i say 'thanks for clarifying' and she hates it
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The fact that working out *actually* makes me happy after I've done it makes me feel sick
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the virus will be over by Christmas and on Christmas day the virus and the scientists will meet in no man's land for a game of football
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Me: I’m afraid of the Backstreet Boys Therapist: Tell me why Me: