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1. A salt shooter that actually works to take out flies.
2. A Shrek toothpaste cap to make all your TikTok dreams (or nightmares?) come true.
3. Fifty Shades of Chicken — the perfect cookbook for the friend who thinks cooking is sexy.
4. A brick set so you can build your own...*checks notes* bear peeing into a urinal.
5. A pair of boxer briefs that will have you howling with laughter.
6. A wrap-around pair of chicken arms so your bird can give everyone the bird.
7. A Deadpool mouse pad that's strangely practical because it offers the breast wrist support.
8. A pair of corgi butt slippers. Has this butt craze gone too far? Maybe. Will you still be buying these? Oh look at that, they're already in your cart.
9. A pair of sweatpants covered in Larry David's face, because why not? It's not like you haven't seen a lot of it already during your Curb binge.
10. A set of human face stress balls so you can get some aggression out without hurting any actual faces in the process.
11. A pack of wine condoms for people who won't stop saying "penis grigio."
12. A used chewing gum holder so you can take a break and then revisit a well-loved piece of Wrigley's.
13. An infectious disease coloring book oozing with hours of gross relaxation. This purchase is nothing to sneeze at.
14. A miniature penis light switch cover in case you want the most mundane part of your home to suddenly become R-rated.
15. A giant tongue so you can get really intimate with your cat.
16. A...ahem...Dikachu, as in a crystal phallus with eyes, feet, and Pikachu tail.
17. Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook — for the foul-mouthed chef who thinks cursing at the food makes it taste better.
18. An inflatable foot bath you can fill with heel-saving goo that'll feel oh so relaxing.
19. A set of baby hand soap, because who said fancy decorative soap went out of fashion?
20. A pack of six giant catnip joints so you can get high with your cat. That's everyone's dream, right?
21. A set of chocolate anuses for an especially ~cheeky~ gift.
22. A dime-in-ring when you can't afford a diamond ring. This is the next best thing?
23. A puking cat gravy boat to ensure no one has an apetite once dinner is served — more steak for you!
24. A Sasquatch candle for the cryptologist who swears they see Big Foot everywhere, always in the shadows or corner of their eye.
25. A tube of Unicorn Snot glitter sunscreen so you can shimmer without simmering in the heat.
26. A tortilla blanket for anyone who would like to be as warm and snuggly as a burrito.
27. A clock dedicated to a particularly awkward scene in The Office. Now every time can be brocc-o-clock.
28. A miniature picnic table that can be attached to the trunk of a tree and fitted with a small corn cob. Squirrels are coming over for dinner anyway — might as well provide seating.
29. A simple black mug with an important secret message that reveals itself when they add hot liquid.
30. Skunk-scented lip balm to deter anyone from EVEN thinking about asking you for a kiss. Unless of course...they have tomato soup-flavored lip balm?!
31. A clear shower curtain with pockets so you can multitask on mornings when you're running late for work.
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