1. An expanding file folder that comes in a soothing pastel color, so you can breathe easy now that all your important papers are in one place.
2. A super-popular foot massager with deep-kneading rotating nodes — all your worries will just slip away when you turn it on.
3. An under-desk hammock so you can put your feet up and take a breather when work gets out of hand.
4. A spinning ring you can fidget with whenever you need to keep your hands busy.
5. A heat-resistant hair tool holder so you can stop worrying about your straightener while it cools down. No more worrying about roommates accidentally burning themselves after you left it on the counter! No more worrying about putting a hot iron in your suitcase when you're traveling! No more worrying! About this, anyway.
6. A weighted blanket some people say has helped with their anxiety and stress.
7. A pair of mop slippers that will harness the power of your nervous pacing and use it for GOOD!
8. A jar of unicorn lollipop slime so mesmerizing you'll forget all about whatever was stressing you out.
9. A zodiac candle with a surprise stone inside so you won't feel bad about using the whole thing up.
10. A bag of Frank coffee body scrub so you can scrub away both dead skin and all your worries.
11. A white noise machine ideal for restless sleepers who would rather hear than sound of rain than their own racing thoughts.
12. A pack of fun cord markers so you don't have to feel like you're defusing a bomb every time you try to figure out which cord to unplug.
13. And velcro cord ties so your cords can be neat and tidy, and not ruining your life.
15. A Roku streaming stick so you can easily throw a kitten video on Youtube before stress eats you alive.
16. A nail polish holder that hooks onto your hand, because your de-stressing activity should be as easy as possible.
17. A pack of assorted bath bombs so you can enjoy a good soak without feeling guilty about spending $100 at Lush.
18. A blooming tea for anyone who wants the experience of making tea to be just as relaxing as drinking it.
19. A grocery list pad so you can mark what you need as the week goes on, and end the habit of wandering the grocery store aisles in a vague panic.
20. A cute planter, because having a little green friend nearby can help elevate your mood.
21. A ceramic catchall dish so you can always have a hand to hold (your stuff).
22. A coordination game that requires a ton of concentration so you won't even be able to think about what's stressing you out.
23. A tiny mopping robot so dirty floors are one less thing you need to worry about.
24. An order or subscription from Daily Harvest — a service that mails you to-go food cups so you don't have to worry about getting in your daily requirement of fruits and veggies. They can be stored in the freezer so you can always have some on hand in vitamin deficient emergencies!
25. And a macabre patch that'll come in handy when people are wondering what's wrong with you.
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