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Go ahead and make an indecent proposal to Santa Claus by putting these things on your wishlist.
Don't be silly, keep a willy for yourself.
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Promising review: "So cute... I already have had lots of comments. A definite conversation piece in the garden. Love it." —Desert Daisy
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Promising review: "Do you like to laugh? Do you like to color?? Then this is the book for you...BUY IT NOW! Buy two because your friend needs one too." —Tamara Scott
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There are a lot of farting coloring books, like sloths, magical creatures, and Pokemon.
Promising review: "This is the funniest coloring book ever! Sure to please the most discriminating adolescent on your gift giving list! Or just amusement for your own inner adolescent! High quality pictures!" —Mama Ro
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There are five different captions and ten of each.
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It even has festive positions for various holidays. But where is the position where we just watch TV and fall asleep on the couch instead?
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*brushes off a pair of reading glasses, sits in a rocking chair beside a roaring fire, takes a pull on a pipe, cracks the book open* a boa constrictor fart is any fart that wraps around your face and won't let go.
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Make delicious as fuck recipes like butternut squash and apple orgasm, crepes–not crap, bad-ass beef and broccoli, and more.
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A new month, a new dog pooping.
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Promising review: "I got this for my son for Christmas and filled it with all his favorite recipes. It has a page in the front where you can inscribe it with a date as well so it makes a great gift." —Amazon Customer
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These candies have a crunchy outer shell and a soft gummy center. Like Bigfoot, the flavor is ~mysterious~.
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To play, one player describes the words on their card without saying the actual words or first letter. The teammate has to try to guess the words before time runs out. If they're stumped, the other teams can snatch the urinal cake and guess it to win the card. The cards will each have two words and say things like "walruses and warts" or "shopping and shish-kabob."
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