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1. A coffee mug for any foul-mouthed fiend who wants a sprinkle of swears with their spoonful of sugar.
2. A foul-smelling fragrance that's sure to be a hit at your next white elephant party... despite how much this gift actually stinks.
3. A sassy shirt in a perky pink color for wardrobes with a little bite.
4. A gritty gratitude journal so you can write about how great your day was without a drop of your sarcasm going to waste.
5. A game of jizz roulette that's gonna make your (equally inappropriate friends) wanna ~cum~ over for game night, every night.
6. A tampon pouch for people who hate the ~bloody~ inconvenience of a period but still manage to embrace it with a laugh.
7. An adult coloring book you'd have to be a ~dick~ to not love coloring in.
8. An inappropriate pillow that'll be a skele-ton of fun to add to your bedding.
9. Or a sweatshirt you can wear if you have rather deadpan humor.
10. An oven mitt for people who know exactly how much they love food.
11. A festive candle that'll be a gift that's sure to ~sleigh~.
12. A graphic tee with some rather graphic life advice that's sure to help you show off your favorite life motto.
13. A bedtime story for parents whose parental block goes to bed hours before their child decides to.
14. A Big Bastard Douchebag suitcase sure to be the best thing ever when you need to carry a shit-ton of stuff.
15. An iPhone case to give someone who likes to have their phone lookin' as juicy as they do while they're swiping right all night.
16. A hand-wired ring for those moments when you wish you could give yourself the finger.
18. A cheeky chicken cookbook – it's gonna teach you several ways to ~flip the bird~ and baste it to the best of your abilities.
19. A crappy game for parents who live for potty humor.
20. A sassy mug that perfectly describes your personality before you've downed your morning coffee.
21. A drinking card game you and your friends are sure to love, even when it turns all you cool cats into asshats.
22. A picture book for people who like to picture their penis basically everywhere.
23. A gold key that has the ability to unlock the perfect comeback.
24. A T-bag teabag for anyone who thinks that poorly steeped loose leaf tastes like balls.
25. A multi-purpose dishtowel with some extra lovely language for the chef in your life who makes some frickin' delicious dishes.
26. A not-subtle-enough Christmas sweater that'll make Santa say, "Sorry ~Deer,~ you're on the naughty list."
27. A dog calendar that's sure to make even shitty days pretty days.
28. A set of three washcloths — every guest who uses these will think they're the tits.
29. A baby onesie to give new parents who know their baby's smile is gonna help them when sleepless nights have them feeling down in the ~dumps.~
30. A coffee table book that'll shock anyone who dares try and use it as a coaster.
31. A magnet pack of 72 refrigerator obscenities sure to help ignite your passion for profane poetry.
32. A game of hoopla that's gonna be a ton of fun, even if it's a lot ~harder~ than you think it should be.
33. Or a wholesome game of You've Got Crabs for close friends who love getting together and having a laugh, even when they're feeling ~crabby.~
34. A premium seasoning you can throw on any shitty dish to make it way more delicious.
35. And finally, a pair of penis or middle finger earrings (or get both and pair them together) for accessorizing with some serious statement pieces.
When your friends say your humor is too inappropriate.
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