35 Products That Are Kinda Crude, Dude
These mother-fudging products are so flippin' crude you're sure to poop your heckin' pants laughing.
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1. A coffee mug for any foul-mouthed fiend who wants a sprinkle of swears with their spoonful of sugar.
2. A foul-smelling fragrance that's sure to be a hit at your next white elephant party... despite how much this gift actually stinks.
4. A gritty gratitude journal so you can write about how great your day was without a drop of your sarcasm going to waste.
5. A game of jizz roulette that's gonna make your (equally inappropriate friends) wanna ~cum~ over for game night, every night.
6. A tampon pouch for people who hate the ~bloody~ inconvenience of a period but still manage to embrace it with a laugh.
12. A graphic tee with some rather graphic life advice that's sure to help you show off your favorite life motto.
13. A bedtime story for parents whose parental block goes to bed hours before their child decides to.
14. A Big Bastard Douchebag suitcase sure to be the best thing ever when you need to carry a shit-ton of stuff.
15. An iPhone case to give someone who likes to have their phone lookin' as juicy as they do while they're swiping right all night.
18. A cheeky chicken cookbook – it's gonna teach you several ways to ~flip the bird~ and baste it to the best of your abilities.
21. A drinking card game you and your friends are sure to love, even when it turns all you cool cats into asshats.
25. A multi-purpose dishtowel with some extra lovely language for the chef in your life who makes some frickin' delicious dishes.
26. A not-subtle-enough Christmas sweater that'll make Santa say, "Sorry ~Deer,~ you're on the naughty list."
29. A baby onesie to give new parents who know their baby's smile is gonna help them when sleepless nights have them feeling down in the ~dumps.~
31. A magnet pack of 72 refrigerator obscenities sure to help ignite your passion for profane poetry.
32. A game of hoopla that's gonna be a ton of fun, even if it's a lot ~harder~ than you think it should be.
33. Or a wholesome game of You've Got Crabs for close friends who love getting together and having a laugh, even when they're feeling ~crabby.~
When your friends say your humor is too inappropriate.
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