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    Updated on Sep 21, 2019. Posted on Sep 21, 2019

    29 Bulky Pieces Of Clothing To Hide In If You Hate Attention

    Please...my sweater is down here.

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    1. A velvety maxi you can belt or leave loose for that coveted shapeless silhouette.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    You can get a belt like the one in the picture right here.

    Promising review: "This dress is gorgeous! I have received tons of compliments from random strangers, and I've only worn it about three times. It's ridiculously comfortable and the pockets are excellent. I mean, pockets in a dress are one of the greatest things ever, but I feel like most of the time I can't actually use them. It creates an unsightly bulge. That is not the case with this dress. Because it's so open and flowy, I can stash a chapstick or a pen in the pockets without it showing at all. The color is also true to the Amazon photo, though of course, depending on lighting, sometimes it looks more golden yellow and other times more orange. Either way, it's going to be perfect for fall." —Jessica

    Get it from Amazon for $33.99+ (available in sizes XS–L and four colors).

    2. A big ole' striped sweater, because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.

    & Other Stories

    ♫ One with a (faux) turtleneck, that's the kind. ♫

    Get it from & Other Stories for $99 (available in sizes S–L).

    3. A fun patterned poncho cape for when an oversized scarf simply isn't enough.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I bought this as a gift for my grandmother. It rarely gets really cold here in Texas, but this is perfect for her to throw on when it's chilly or windy outside. I gave it to her today and she's been wearing it all day. She says she likes it because it's not too heavy but it keeps the wind and cold air off of her. Also, she looks like a magic witch with it on. Pretty cool." —Steven

    Get it from Amazon for $23.80 (available in 27 patterns).

    4. A super long cardigan with enough fabric to double as a blanket.

    Walmart

    This is part of Walmart exclusive Scoop collection. Remember them and their coveted shopping bags? They're back!

    Get it from Walmart for $34.95 (available in sizes XS–3XL and five colors).

    5. A casual tunic for drapey clothing fans (aka everyone).

    ModCloth

    Get it from ModCloth for $25 (available in sizes XXS–4X and eight colors).

    6. A hi-low number you'll be plaid to have.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "This dress is amazing. I got lots and lots of love and compliments. It was very comfortable. I actually ordered another one in white, and I plan to reorder in blue and green." —Dee Kinu

    Get it from Amazon for $19.88+ (available in sizes S–XXL and eight colors).

    7. A cutie pie T-shirt dress simple enough to wear with all your best accessories, like, for example, a giant cloak.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I love this dress! It’s perfect for date night! It fits like a dream! It didn’t cling to anything I didn’t want it to. It’s so soft! I will be ordering in other colors!" —Morgan Hargrove

    Get it from Amazon for $5.79+ (available in sizes S–3XL and 14 colors; available with long or short sleeves).

    8. An oversized striped frock for people with unparalleled taste.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $34.78+ (available in sizes M–XL and three styles).

    9. A button-adorned midi dress with — *drumroll* — pockets!

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "This is SO CUTE. The length is perfect, the buttons are perfect, it’s a nice substantial material without being heavy, IT HAS POCKETS... Seriously, buy this dress!" —Nicola Griffin

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in sizes S–XXL and nine colors; available in long or short sleeves).

    10. A duster cardigan for a reclusive professor look.

    Eloquii

    Get it from Eloquii for $89.95 (available in sizes 12–28).

    11. A shift dress sure to make you look as cute as a button.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I wasn't expecting too much from this since my two previous clothing purchases were a bit of a let down. But not this! It fit perfect, it was soft, and thick. No need for a cami under this! I want to buy one in every color! I wore it to work today and it was super comfortable." —Randall McCormick

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in sizes S–XXL and 18 colors).

    12. A loose-fitting shirt that's the next best thing to wearing a pajama shirt outside.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Remember to size up for the baggy look!

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (available in sizes 2–20 and 16 colors).

    13. A batwing sweater for anyone considering a bat-like schedule so they run into less people.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $26.99+ (available in sizes S–XL and two colors).

    14. A roll neck sweater dress you can withdraw into like a turtle into their shell.

    Asos

    Get it from Asos for $15 (available in sizes 12–20 and three colors).

    15. A faux collar shift dress that may very well be the perfect solution to the age old question: "what should I wear?"

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $13.59 (available in sizes XS–XL and two colors).

    16. A collared shift dress for people who want a look that's a little bit spooky and a little bit professional. Think: Going to a job interview at the morgue. At least it's quiet there!

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "Love this! I wore it on Halloween but then I also wore it to work. Perfect and versatile." —Sarah B.

    Get it from Amazon for $22.99+ (available in sizes XS–XL and three colors).

    17. A pair of baggy overalls, because who doesn't want to dress like a little kid all the time? Kid fashion = the best fashion.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I love these overalls! They are really comfy and the straps are tied on so they are very customizable." —S. Hawthorn

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in sizes S–3XL and four colors).

    18. A lightweight sweatshirt with a side split for easy access to your pockets, aka where your hands live.

    Asos

    Get it from Asos for $32 (available in sizes 12–26).

    19. A stylish poncho cape you'll love hiding in until spring.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "One of the best cardigan ponchos I've ever purchased. Not only was it beautiful, but I love the color and style. About 30 friends complimented my new poncho and it made me feel so wonderful." —zana

    Get it from Amazon for $34.92+ (available in 26 colors and patterns).

    20. An off-the-shoulder caftan you can just throw on and go, making it a fall-time staple.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $16.95+ (available in sizes XS–XXL and 13 colors).

    21. A gingham shirt dress you could totally get lost in.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $35+ (available in sizes M–XXL and two colors).

    22. A twist-front sweater with batwing sleeves for anyone who wants to fly away every time someone looks at them.

    Forever 21

    Get it from Forever 21 for $28 (available in sizes 1X–3X and two colors).

    23. A long-as-heck hoodie dress for looking good but staying casual. Remember people: Coziness is key.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I absolutely love this!!!!!!!! Great quality!! I love big sweaters and that is exactly what I got! Really big and long. And very thick for cold weather!" —Reader

    Get it from Amazon for $37.99 (available in sizes S–3XL and nine colors).

    24. A striped sweater with some real nice sleeves to hide your paws in.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $18.99+ (available in sizes S–XL and six colors).

    25. A layered dress so you can look cute with zero effort on your part.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in sizes XS–XXL and five colors).

    26. An oversized sweater for getting snuggly in while March continues to punish us all with the bitter cold.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    It was warm here in New York yesterday but I'll believe spring is here when I see it.

    Promising review: "Absolutely love this sweater!!! Quality is great, it’s oversized but the way it should be! Perfect for leggings! It is so soft, I’m getting another one or two for sure!" —Ksenia O Burova

    Get it from Amazon for $37.75 (available in 18 colors).

    27. A maxi skirt that really comes into its own when you give it a good twirl. Not that you'd ever draw attention to yourself.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $20.99+ (available in sizes S–3XL and 30 patterns).

    28. A tie-dye maxi for a breezy look that's to dye for.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I love this dress! I love the fit and flow of this dress. The material is very stretchy, and lightweight, but not see-through. I love that this material doesn't wrinkle, perfect for packing!" —Gretchen

    Get it from Amazon for $23.99+ (available in sizes XS–XL and 12 colors).

    29. A colorblock fleece bringing back the '90s in both color and bulkiness.

    Asos

    Get it from Asos for $103 (available in sizes 0–14).

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