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    41 Gifts You Should Probably Just Keep For Yourself

    "Wow, what a thoughtful gift — you know me so well." —you, to you.

    1. A Groot chia pet that will really grow on you.

    2. A tree-shaped advent calendar with room to fit 24 mini alcohol bottles for the booziest holiday yet.

    wooden frame with room for 24 airplane bottles

    3. A box set of either Calvin and Hobbes or The Far Side. Studies have shown that either purchase increases happiness by 110%. Can't argue with that (totally made up) data.

    4. A Baby Yoda sweatshirt to wear now until the end of time. I mean, just LOOK at it. Now I need nuggets.

    hoodie with baby yoda that says get in loser we are getting chucky nuggies

    5. A mulberry silk mask offering a gentle alternative to the usual scratchy mask materials. It also just looks classy as heck.

    three masks in black, green, and pink

    6. An Amazon Fire Stick to help facilitate your latest binge-watching event. Now you can get all your favorite streaming services together and under the control of one remote. Remember back when we all had like five remotes to control the TV? Let's put that nightmare behind us for good.

    remove with word bubble that says "alexa, open youtube"

    7. A gold-colored mirror you'll somehow look even cuter in.

    round gold circle

    8. A subscription service that sends you a monthly shipment of international coffee so you can feel well-traveled, even if you never leave the couch.

    9. A beauty box filled with goodies from all sorts of Black-owned businesses so you can try a bunch of items out and find your new favorite.

    various beauty items in flat lay

    10. A string of fairy lights ready to bring a warm ambience to your space.

    11. And a 30-foot string of camping lights to make your outdoor adventures all the more magical.

    clear tent with lights strung around it

    12. Squishy unicorns worth a good squeeze whenever this unicornless reality gets too stressful.

    13. A letter board so you can leave yourself encouraging messages or work on your jokes.

    14. A pack of little wax bears for a flameless way to enjoy a wonderfully scented home.

    yellow wax bears

    15. A disco ball-inspired face mask so your face can shine bright like a diamond.

    silvery face being peeled off model's face

    16. A tin of Reindeer Crunch popcorn from Poppy, arguably the BEST popcorn brand on the market. Seriously, you won't be able to stop from eating the whole thing in one sitting.

    cylinder with festive illustrations

    17. A Mystic Falls sweatshirt because I can't be the only one doing a Vampire Diaries re-watch right now.

    crewneck sweatshirt that says mystic falls timberwolves with a wolf in the center

    18. A metal bracelet that lets you keep a hairband on hand at all times without getting those indents on your wrist. It's so ingenious.

    19. A gorgeous, festive bouquet of flowers for some holiday decor sure to impress all your guests.

    20. A pair of socks perfect to pair with your dancing shoes.

    white socks with red and blue characters dancing with the words "when my song comes on"

    21. Hot cocoa cubes with fancy, silver-plated spoons already attached! You just dunk one in hot milk and start stirring.

    five chocolate cubes with metal spoons embedded inside

    22. A cool pin or patch to jazz up your winter jacket.

    23. A doggone adorable tea infuser that hangs onto your mug so you can be sure your new friend will never leaf you.

    silicone dog sits on edge of mug

    24. A 2021 Jeopardy! calendar with a different question and wager amount each day, so you can keep track of your hypothetical score throughout the year.

    25. A mini hanging sloth planter for showing off your best air plant.

    the sloth with air plant inside

    26. A delicious shipment of Hanukkah peppermint bark that would make a great gift, but good luck not opening it up to try a piece.

    blue sugar on white and dark chocolate bark

    27. Stylish joggers you can wear on days you commit to being cozy all day long.

    28. Foreo Luna Mini 2 — a handy lil' gadget ready to exfoliate and cleanse your face, leaving it feeling brand spankin' new.

    buzzfeed editor uses the device on face with caption that says "makeup, dead skin cells, excess oil, grime etc all gone in 60 seconds"

    29. A sleek electric toothbrush that'll make you actually excited to brush your teeth (maybe).

    the toothbrush and holder

    30. A rainbow welcome mat that'll look great-ient outside your door.

    rainbow doormat outside home

    31. A waffle stick maker for delicious, dippable waffles any time. Life is so much better when you have a waffle in each hand.

    small device that makes four waffle sticks at a time

    32. A cute-as-heck Snoopy light or a spooky LED Beetlejuice worm to light up your life. Different vibes but equally amazing.

    33. A Hey Arnold soundtrack on blue vinyl with all your favorite bangers, like "The Simple Things."

    blue vinyl with painting style hey arnold cover

    34. A cookbook and yellow frame phone grip for the Friends fanatic who has yet to find a new show.

    35. A Rosebud Motel keychain and notepad so you can pretend to be Stevie working (or slacking off) at the front desk.

    white motel keychain that says rosebud motel and a matching long notepad

    36. A wow-worthy bookshelf game that transformed all the board game classics into decor-worthy tomes you can proudly display on your shelf when not in use. Anyone wanna play a gorgeous round of Clue???

    37. Rainbow chevron pajamas for some seriously stylish lounging. New life goal: Being the best-dressed person on Christmas morning.

    long sleeve pink pajamas with rainbow chevron stripes

    38. A set of tiki mugs and a calendar for the Golden Girls fan who wishes they lived in Shady Pines.

    39. Wide leg sweater pants because why should your torso have all the fun during sweater weather?

    ribbed pants with tie waist in light green

    40. A blind date with a book for any indecisive book buyers. No more hemming and hawing while poring over reviews. You get a book in hand, and that's that!

    individually wrapped books

    41. And absolutely delectable cinnamon maple syrup to kick up your waffle breakfasts.

    bottle of cinnamon maple next to waffle

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