What Does Your Favourite Cereal Say About Your Personality?
You didn’t get the memo about growing up, but who gives a fuck? You’re having the most fun, and that’s what matters. You’ve been known to eat Coco Pops for breakfast, lunch, dinner, second dinner, pudding and bedtime snack. You can pull this lifestyle off because of your unusually youthful energy levels and lively personality. Ignore the judgmental grownups and keep on pissing about!
You might seem quiet at first, but as soon as people talk to you they realise you are the MOST INTERESTING ONE. You don’t really do bullshit small talk. Why waste time talking about your journey to work, when black holes, conspiracy theories and apocalypse survival plans are more interesting?
No one likes you. You are bitter and weird, just like sugar puffs, which for some UNCONSCIONABLE reason are your favourite cereal. JUST JOKING!! You are obviously completely awesome, one of those people that discovers the best music, films and TV before anyone else. In fact, your taste is impeccable… except when it comes to cereal. Sugar Puffs are all wrong.
Krave, eh? Or K-Rave as the fucked up old ravers like to call them. You are really, really naughty – always have been – and that’s why people like you. You get invited to the best parties, are always the last to bed, and know everybody’s secrets. Keep up the good work.
You are super loyal and reliable, someone your friends can turn to in an emergency, but you need to keep moving to avoid getting stuck in a rut. Don’t be afraid to push your boundaries – go out more often, try something that scares you, say yes to the next person who asks.
Everyone really, really likes you. But you’re not smug about it – you’re one of those people that just quietly and modestly gets on with being the most popular person in the group. Maybe it’s because you’re reliable and fun, sensible and silly, fogey-ish AND cool at the same time.
You want to be a sensible person, like a serious Cornflakes type of person, but you are too fun and silly for that. You are incredibly kind to your friends and would do anything for them, but unlike some do-gooders you are not also a total bore. In fact – because you're so funny – you’re the person everyone messages when they want to be cheered up.
You’re one of life’s worriers, but don’t worry! This is a good thing. You think about everything – I mean really think about it – and this means you give the best advice. Your friends turn to you with all their dilemmas. Should I diet? No. Should I go out with him? Yes. Should I call my cat Monsieur Fluffleschnuff? No. Mr Mistoffelees is better.
You cheeky bastard! Stop mocking all your friends. Actually don’t, because you are fucking funny and the world needs more funny people. So mock, mock away.