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26 Things That Will Only Make Sense To Ungirly Girls

I don't want to be a princess.

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1. Princess dresses just never did it for you.

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Neither did pink for that matter.

2. Nope.

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3. No please.

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4. You couldn't understand what was wrong with wearing your usual clothes to a party.

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5. So it was utterly devastating when you were forced to wear a dress for special occasions.

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6. And being asked to be a bridesmaid was a special kind of torture.

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Fucking. Flowery. Crown.

7. You were much happier just climbing a tree, tbh.

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8. Or playing on your skateboard.

9. Most girls' toys were a massive turn off to you, and your heart still sinks at the sight of a "Girls" section.

Not interested.
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Not interested.

10. Bratz Dolls always chilled you to the bone.

Those huge come-hither eyes are an unholy sight.
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Those huge come-hither eyes are an unholy sight.

11. In fact all dolls were at best boring, at worst evil, possessed monsters.

"GET THEM OUT OF MY ROOM."
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"GET THEM OUT OF MY ROOM."

12. You were more of a dumper truck kind of girl.

💗 mud.

13. And Lego. Lego was the absolute BEST.

Also a shout out to jeans. Comfortable, gender-neutral and hard-wearing.
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Also a shout out to jeans. Comfortable, gender-neutral and hard-wearing.

14. The holidays were brilliant because X-Men was on TV every morning.

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15. You were also a massive fan of the turtles.

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And you definitely had a favourite (Donatello).

16. When Disney started creating tough, ungirly heroines you were like, AT LAST.

17. Most of your friends were boys, and you fitted right in with them.

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18. But you weren't afraid to take them on in a fight if necessary.

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19. You got used to boys finding you scary.

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20. Because if anyone said "No girls allowed" you were like:

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21. And if they ever said you were "just a girl" you were like:

22. You got into make-up late, if at all.

23. The only time you let your friends give you a makeover you felt a bit like this:

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24. It's not that you didn't like clothes and shoes – it's just that they tended to look like this:

25. Or this:

26. You know some people would prefer you to be more girly, but always have a stock answer ready for them: