Had unplanned sex in the middle of the dayVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeedUsed an item of clothing to clean up after sexVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedGiven up on sex because you're too tired/lazyVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeedNoticed a zit and paused to deal with itVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedInspected, and attempted to diagnose, a weird growth/scaly patch on their bodyVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedScheduled sex to ensure you actually get round to having someVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeedSeduced them while wearing grotty as fuck underwear, and neither of you caringVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeedMoved seamlessly from a quickie on the sofa to just watching TVVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedHad very quiet, awkward sex in one your childhood bedroomsVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedHad lazy sex in which both of you make minimal effortVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeedHad outdoor sex to spice things upVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedHad drunk sex which doesn't really go anywhereVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedHad sex purely because you haven't had sex in a while and feel like you shouldVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeedEnthusiastically seduced each other when you get in hammered after a night outVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeedHad an argument which turned into sexVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedOpenly farted in front of each otherVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeedRuined a romantic date night by eating too muchVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeedChatted on the toilet after sexVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeedTried (and failed at) an adventurous sex positionVia Flo PerryDiscovered a favourite sex position that you return to nearly every timeVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
If You've Done 16/20 Of These Sex Things You're In A Long-Term Relationship
You're still fresh as daisies! You've got A LOT of great/lazy/gross sex milestones to come.
You're pretty damn serious! You guys are comfortable with each other, but you're still maintaining a little bit of mystique.
You're a legit long-term couple! You guys have seen it all. You're so comfortable with each other, and have no secrets – and it's the best.