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If You've Done 16/20 Of These Sex Things You're In A Long-Term Relationship

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Becky Barnicoat
Becky Barnicoat
BuzzFeed Staff
Flo Perry
Flo Perry
BuzzFeed Staff

  1. Check off all<br />the things you've done with your partner:
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    Had unplanned sex in the middle of the day
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    Had unplanned sex in the middle of the day
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    Used an item of clothing to clean up after sex
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    Used an item of clothing to clean up after sex
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    Given up on sex because you're too tired/lazy
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    Given up on sex because you're too tired/lazy
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    Noticed a zit and paused to deal with it
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    Noticed a zit and paused to deal with it
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    Inspected, and attempted to diagnose, a weird growth/scaly patch on their body
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    Inspected, and attempted to diagnose, a weird growth/scaly patch on their body
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    Scheduled sex to ensure you actually get round to having some
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    Scheduled sex to ensure you actually get round to having some
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    Seduced them while wearing grotty as fuck underwear, and neither of you caring
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    Seduced them while wearing grotty as fuck underwear, and neither of you caring
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    Moved seamlessly from a quickie on the sofa to just watching TV
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    Moved seamlessly from a quickie on the sofa to just watching TV
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    Had very quiet, awkward sex in one your childhood bedrooms
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    Had very quiet, awkward sex in one your childhood bedrooms
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    Had lazy sex in which both of you make minimal effort
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    Had lazy sex in which both of you make minimal effort
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    Had outdoor sex to spice things up
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    Had outdoor sex to spice things up
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    Had drunk sex which doesn't really go anywhere
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    Had drunk sex which doesn't really go anywhere
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    Had sex purely because you haven't had sex in a while and feel like you should
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    Had sex purely because you haven't had sex in a while and feel like you should
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    Enthusiastically seduced each other when you get in hammered after a night out
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    Enthusiastically seduced each other when you get in hammered after a night out
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    Had an argument which turned into sex
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    Had an argument which turned into sex
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    Openly farted in front of each other
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    Openly farted in front of each other
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    Ruined a romantic date night by eating too much
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    Ruined a romantic date night by eating too much
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    Chatted on the toilet after sex
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    Chatted on the toilet after sex
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    Tried (and failed at) an adventurous sex position
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    Tried (and failed at) an adventurous sex position
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    Discovered a favourite sex position that you return to nearly every time
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    Discovered a favourite sex position that you return to nearly every time
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