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Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Had unplanned sex in the middle of the dayVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Used an item of clothing to clean up after sexVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Given up on sex because you're too tired/lazyVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Noticed a zit and paused to deal with itVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Inspected, and attempted to diagnose, a weird growth/scaly patch on their bodyVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Scheduled sex to ensure you actually get round to having someVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Seduced them while wearing grotty as fuck underwear, and neither of you caringVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Moved seamlessly from a quickie on the sofa to just watching TVVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Had very quiet, awkward sex in one your childhood bedroomsVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Had lazy sex in which both of you make minimal effortVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Had outdoor sex to spice things upVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Had drunk sex which doesn't really go anywhereVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Had sex purely because you haven't had sex in a while and feel like you shouldVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Enthusiastically seduced each other when you get in hammered after a night outVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Had an argument which turned into sexVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Openly farted in front of each otherVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
Via Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Ruined a romantic date night by eating too muchVia Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Chatted on the toilet after sexVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Via Flo Perry Tried (and failed at) an adventurous sex positionVia Flo Perry
Via Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed Discovered a favourite sex position that you return to nearly every timeVia Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
If You've Done 16/20 Of These Sex Things You're In A Long-Term Relationship
You're still fresh as daisies! You've got A LOT of great/lazy/gross sex milestones to come.
You're pretty damn serious! You guys are comfortable with each other, but you're still maintaining a little bit of mystique.
You're a legit long-term couple! You guys have seen it all. You're so comfortable with each other, and have no secrets – and it's the best.
