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Updated on Nov 4, 2019. Posted on Oct 27, 2016

How Gross Are You Compared To Other People?

Do secretly like the smell of your own farts?

  1. Do you pick your nose?

    Clorox
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Do you pick your nose?
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    All the fucking time
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    Yeah sometimes, if I need to get something out
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    No way, that's disgusting
  1. Do you examine your finger after you've picked your nose and feel secretly pleased if you've got a really big bogey?

    Pixabay / Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
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Do you examine your finger after you've picked your nose and feel secretly pleased if you've got a really big bogey?
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    Er, yes
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    No, that's just nasty
  1. Do you eat your bogeys?

    youtube.com
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Do you eat your bogeys?
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    I'm a bit addicted to them actually
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    Yeah, sometimes. They're nice and salty
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    Only when I was a kid
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    NO, I'M NOT A MONSTER
  1. Do you wipe your bogeys/snot on the furniture?

    Getty
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Do you wipe your bogeys/snot on the furniture?
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    Yeah, so sue me
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    No way
  1. Do you smell your own farts – and kind of like it?

    The CW
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Do you smell your own farts – and kind of like it?
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    Always
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    I can't resist a really steamy one
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    Very occasionally
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    I hate the smell of my own farts!
  1. Do you look at your poo in the toilet to assess its size and consistency?

    Getty / BuzzFeed
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Do you look at your poo in the toilet to assess its size and consistency?
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    Almost always
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    No, that's horrible
  1. Do you feel secretly pleased and proud when you do a really big poo?

    Apple
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Do you feel secretly pleased and proud when you do a really big poo?
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    Yes, I love it when I do a massive one
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    Not particularly
  1. Do you pee in the bath?

    Getty / BuzzFeed
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Do you pee in the bath?
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    Quite often
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    Very rarely
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    No fucking way, that's vile
  1. Do you pee in public showers?

    Getty / BuzzFeed
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Do you pee in public showers?
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    Yes!
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    Maybe sometimes if I'm desperate and I think no one will hear
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    No!
  1. How often do you change your underwear?

    Getty
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How often do you change your underwear?
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    Every day
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    Every couple of days
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    When it starts to stink
  1. How often do you wash your jeans?

    Getty
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How often do you wash your jeans?
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    After I've worn them once
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    After I've worn them two to three times
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    Every few weeks
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    Every few months
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    Who washes their jeans??
  1. Do you smell your pants to decide if they're clean?

    Sony
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Do you smell your pants to decide if they're clean?
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    Yes
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    Yes, if I can't tell by the fresh-washed feel, sometimes I have to smell them
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    No!
  1. Are you sometimes amazed and weirdly impressed by how bad your pants smell?

    MGM Television
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Are you sometimes amazed and weirdly impressed by how bad your pants smell?
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    Sometimes
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    NOOOOOOOOO!
  1. How often do you change your bedding?

    Getty
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How often do you change your bedding?
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    Once a week
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    Once a fortnight
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    Once a month
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    Er, whenever I get round to it
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    A couple of times a year
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    You're meant to change your bedding??
  1. Do you get a frisson of pleasure when a pus worm comes out of a blackhead or zit?

    Pixabay
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Do you get a frisson of pleasure when a pus worm comes out of a blackhead or zit?
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    Yes, I admit it, I do
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    No, it just repulses me
  1. Do you squeeze other people spots?

    Nickelodeon
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Do you squeeze other people spots?
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    As many as I can get my hands on
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    The thought of it disgusts me
  1. Do you feel a confusing combination of excitement, pride, and disgust when you get a particularly large lump of gunk out with dental floss?

    Disney
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Do you feel a confusing combination of excitement, pride, and disgust when you get a particularly large lump of gunk out with dental floss?
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    Er, yes, sometimes it's really impressive
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    No, how horrible
  1. Do you ever smell the floss after using it?

    Fox
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Do you ever smell the floss after using it?
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    Yep!
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    Ew, no
  1. Do you eat bits of your own skin after you pick them off?

    Warner Bros.
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Do you eat bits of your own skin after you pick them off?
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    Of course I do
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    No way
  1. Do you dust flakey skin off and enjoy watching it fall like snow?

    A&M Films
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Do you dust flakey skin off and enjoy watching it fall like snow?
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    Yes, it's so satisfying
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    I would never do that
  1. Do you get butterflies when you pull out a really massive chunk of earwax?

    Dreamworks
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Do you get butterflies when you pull out a really massive chunk of earwax?
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    Yes, it's weirdly exciting
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    NOOOO!
  1. Are you secretly delighted by the sensation of pulling a hair out your bum crack?

    Twitter: @zah_ria