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There Are Actually Only 9 Men In Hollywood

What is going on?

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  1. Seriously, which of these mouths belong to Orlando Bloom?

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There Are Actually Only 9 Men In Hollywood

You got: Neither of them do!!!

But you thought maybe they could, didn't you?

Neither of them do!!!
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3. Maybe there's a large cloning facility in the Hollywood Hills producing reliably compelling lead actors in gigantic spawning tanks.

6. Although triplets are acceptable too, clearly.

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This is supposedly three different people, named Zac Efron, Chace Crawford, and Ian Somerhalder.

7. Or are they just trying to make shapeshifters but they're not that advanced yet so they can only shapeshift ever so slightly?

8. Whatever is going on though, they're clearly doing a sloppy job of keeping it secret. They didn't even bother giving these two different names!

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This is Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth, but you can just call them The Chrises.

9. We're on to you, Secret Hollywood Cloning Programme. We're on to you.

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