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21 Hilarious Tweets About Lush That Are Strangely Relatable

"I work at Lush and I get to eat unlimited soap all day."

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lush employee: hi, how can I- me: hello, witch. i'm going into battle and require the strongest potion you sell

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me: h- lush employee: you wanna take a bath together? can i touch you? do you like when i kiss your neck? yeah i bet you like that

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I work at Lush and I get to eat unlimited soap all day.

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Me:*asks a Lush employee for help* Me, 20 minutes later: 'idk I guess I'm afraid of rejection ? I think it started in playschool when I didn

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Mac workers: 😒😒😒 Lush workers: HELLO SWEETIE!!! *hugs* 😍😘☺️😊💕💞

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Feel bad for every Lush employee who basically has to roleplay Kimmy Schmidt all day #emotionallabor

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me: hi someone with clear skin: The mask of magniminty from LUSH 😍<3

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Bought expensive face wash from lush today and if i don't get out the shower looking like Rory Gilmore I will probs take it back

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I have a crisis of femininity everytime I walk into Lush and become overwhelmed because I can't handle the choice, smells, or enthusiasm.

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[Me in Lush] "Soap smells damn good" Brain: eat a bit. "What" Brain: do it, it smells so good. "OK FINE" "Wtf why did I do that"

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You think you're having a bad day, just imagine how a dog feels walking past a Lush shop.

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somebody gotta tell lush employees i'm only here to smell ya bathbombs and bounce i don't wanna buy ur frosted vanilla room spray

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Lush bath bomb, mare like thrush bath bomb AMIRITE LADIES

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lush employee: hello welcome to lush, would u like to buy some of our dirt harvested from the actual earth for only $27.99 per ounce me: yes

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