We can all be a little insufferable, especially on social media. But have you become a full-fledged asshole? Let's find out!
1. You’ve prepared big, elaborate meals just so you could photograph them.
“Oh this? This is just a little something I’m nibbling on before a relaxing bath.”
2. You've uploaded an #aftersex photo because apparently beds are the new bars.
At risk of sounding like a Victorian woman...IS NO PLACE STILL SACRED ON THIS EARTH?!
3. You jump in place when someone takes a picture of you.
Harvard recently found a relationship between jumping in nondescript places when someone points a camera at you and Freud’s death drive… probably.
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4. You post workout photos… or really any photo taken at the #GYM.
You stopped working out to take a picture of yourself? Is that absolutely necessary? It’s counterproductive! Drop and give me 20.
5. You show off how sophisticated you are by applying tasteful filters to sappy lines from books, because you’re more than just a pair of legs.
6. You upload photos of your legs.
Wait! What happened to not just being a pair of legs?!
7. You take photos of sunsets.
Better get a photo! It’s not like it happens literally every single day or anything.
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8. You’ve taken a picture of the wing of a plane.
Nothing like capturing the exciting, romantic world of commercial air travel.
9. You take pictures of Starbucks cups.
Oh! I see you have poor taste in coffee. Thanks for sharing.
10.
When did avocados become such a weird cult? Sure, it’s good, but it’s just bread and an avocado! Who cares?!
11. You turn your desk at work into a still life.
Does your boss know you spend 45 minutes a day tastefully arranging everything on your desk and in your pockets for your handful of followers? Because if they do know about it and they’re fine with it, you work for an idiot. Ask for a raise.
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12. #FoodPorn photos that aren't even good food porn, but healthy food porn. UGGH.
SPINACH IS NOT #FOODPORN! ESPECIALLY NOT IN A SMOOTHIE.
13. You take photos of your stupid mug with a positive message that you drink coffee from every morning.
MORNINGS ARE PAINFUL. LET US BE UNHAPPY.
14. That picture of your notebook with all your new #ideas and #projects so you can try to convince yourself that you’re actually productive.
Oops! You spent so long making the idea look pretty in your notebook that you ran out of time to actually get anything done! Oh well. Maybe next month?
15. And finally, you've uploaded THIS photo with your significant other.
STOP DRAGGING HIM EVERYWHERE AGAINST HIS WILL! HE CLEARLY DOES NOT WANT TO GO.
