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    This Is What Crazy Looks Like Via Text Messages

    So you meet a guy at a bar, let him buy you a drink, exchange a few life details — like, "What do you do?" and "Where you from?" — swap numbers, and let some harmless flirting ensue...right? Nope. [Ed. note: This isn't the first time we've seen something like this.]

    Settle down, he was sober and drove through a snowstorm — hence the *shock factor*.

    Deep fried Mars Bars tho... almost had me there

    No idea who the "he" is that he's referring to.

    Let's hope your midterm wasn't on the difference between "your" and "you're."

    OMG I love South Park! How did you know?

    ...seriously, how?

    We didn't even talk about it.

    Aaaaand, saved forever as first name "Don't," last name "EVER give your number out again."

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