Settle down, he was sober and drove through a snowstorm — hence the *shock factor*.
Deep fried Mars Bars tho… almost had me there
No idea who the “he” is that he’s referring to.
Let’s hope your midterm wasn’t on the difference between “your” and “you’re.”
OMG I love South Park! How did you know?
We didn’t even talk about it.
Aaaaand, saved forever as first name “Don’t,” last name “EVER give your number out again.”
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