Bandgirl03

“All Of Me” was my wedding processional. I can’t watch the wedding scene from My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 without tears…

We had hardwoods throughout the living room and dining room. Then we had kids. Took out the hardwood in the living room and put carpet down. Can’t have kids cracking their heads open on hardwood floors.

My ex had chronic kidney stones. He had the urine sieve to filter out his stones. The constant pain kinda kickstarted his depression while we were together…

Don’t announce your engagement at a funeral. It’s neither the time nor the place to do that. I have seen it happen…true story.

I tried to give birth naturally, until I begged for the epidural. The only downside to my delivery story is the student dr who waltzed in say “this will be my 3rd birth today!” My son’s birth was anything but normal. He was coming down face first, I spiked a fever, he had a bowel… Read More

She is 31 years old!!! She needs to grow up and move on! Emotional maturity of a petty 16 year old!

I met my husband’s parents on the first date…it was his 33rd birthday party.

I’m the beginning of our relationship, my husband and I were having sex all the time. 10 years later, things change. Thank goodness my husband is the understanding type. If I’m not in the mood, my husband is satisfied with a good, vigorous back scratch, which I am more than happy… Read More

Ended up with Brendan Fraser! I can live with that!

My freshman year in college, I had to give a speak on the international relations between the U.S. and Iran. Like the typical ADD kid, I did all the research the night before. I still lived at home….I cried on my mom’s shoulder, freaking out bc I had massive stage fright. I managed… Read More